Friday, January 28, 2005

110 The Birthday (2 dayz special)

Date: Jan 27th, 2005
its been 7 dayz since last tutorial wif our fav lec, SWo. as usual me n THE-BAD-SLUT enter late, n da slut actually suggested tat we sit da front row. sittin infront wif da so-called semangat 2 learn, we actually copied 3 questionz without knowin wtf it is. wif a paper of dozen solutionz n cartoonz, this old phuck was actually confused what hes copyin... den dis mofo said dis "u dunno wat im writin le, coz u guyz didnt revise mer", marder... u r da old phuck who didnt do ur homework! how do u expect us 2 do ours???

4pm, i had dis ticket payin trip 2 putrajaya wif GRUMPY-TURTLE, THE-PUSSY-SLUT n ENTAO. so we headed of 2 da 'BP' in precint 9, so called ibu pejabat daerah putrajaya... very big place n c no shadow of anyone. lets starts wif da security pos, da guard was a chinese!!! my 1st time seein a chinese in a polis suit muz b som loser, pity dis chinese wei, kenot go 'ronda' n collect some 'duit kopi' coz he has something 'EXTRA' in his lower part of da body! den we went 2 da counter 2 pay da summon. hey i didnt know tat polis pac their bagz earlier than docs!!! da counter closes at 330pm... mark car high time wastin onli n guess wat... we saw some ninja bitch havin massage inside da office, oh am af gee. feelin paiseh one of dis les came 2 tel us, "line hang", well u know ... line no connection + computer hang = line hang... lets juz assume that 4 now

so we left wif ntg 2 do, we went 2 da buildin nex 2 da BP, hospital putrajaya 2 hav a walk. da hospital is big n nice, no wonder THE-BIG-BOS n CIBAI likes 2 visit here. out of my expectation, da cafe sux kaw kaw. hospital's cafe shud b cun... disappointin. so we headed of 2 alamanda 2 hav a bite of pretzel n roti boi. on da way bac, i dropped PUSSY-SLUT at foe 4 epm tut, which me n THE-BAD-SLUT suppose 2 go!!! oh am gee, i accidentally skipped ANOTHER clas 4 dis week!!!

on da way back 2 hostel carpark, suddenly GRUMPY-TURTLE n me got an sms from da FAKER that I-MISS-KUNG-FU confessed 2 PUCAT, its shockin news wei!!! v were lik waitin 4 it 2 happen 4 ages d n i tot we r gonna 'eat table' tonite d
manatau dis mofo wuz punk'd by some other even better mofoz... what can u expect from a person who eat garlic bread wif sugar...

came bac, wana take a nap, then suddenly some mofo bangin da door... guess who... playboi ajak futbal at 1030, mark car high... u told me tat since 2 dayz ago.

after diner, i watched 10min of hannibal... dem geli wei... i think its advisable not 2 tel wat i saw. when i reach da hockey ring, i saw SpAnArZ playin futbal wif ninja-bitch-fuckaz. later on some ENG~soc ppl joined us.

11pm, PUSSY-SLUT hurted his knee again!!! i dun think hes resting coz hes posing some slut pose like in da playboi mag at da corner of da ring.

Date: Jan 28th, 2005
12am, da spotlite in da hockey ring was off then suddenly 'hapi bd 2 u... hapi bd 2 u..." then 4 person, each grab my hand n leg... another 2 tryin 2 take off my pants! oh am gee... da guy bd tradition thingy. these mofoz ALMOST strip me behind da galz blok, since theres no galz around, they stopped. i think tats da reason they let me go. then suddenly tat mofo, ENTAO wet me wif 2 bottle of 1.5L water, luckili its not from his fireman!

so we went bac 2 change, when i reach da room... expectin some wishes 4m da roomiez... manatau these roomies went 2 sleep once they saw me, dem tiu wan these roomies... what 2 do... one is THE-BAD-SLUT n d other is THE-BAD-ROOMIE, wat more can i expect?

1am, we went 2 SpAnArZ's fav spot, Hassan~ASS (hassan's) 2 yumcha. knowin tat me gonna spend... these smart SpAnArZ mofoz ordered nasi kandar, nun cis, magi gore... blah blah blah... only da ScReWdRiVeRz who r stupid enof not 2 order... gud 4 me :P end up a bill of only $38++ for 10 person... obviously hassan's ass bein conned bcoz of dis stupid workerz throwin 'rice'

2am, juz bac from hassan ass, suddenly some mofoz bangin my door AGAIN... its da SpAnArZ wif my bd present!!! a HP colar shirt, so nice!!! my very 1st present 4 2005, thx guyz n thx again for ALMOST had me striped behind da galz blok

like other morningz, woke up alone wif those bad roomies MIA. then took off for WILLIAM-HUNG's com tut. while dis mofo was explainin dis boring shit, i browse thru da OS n found theres dozenz of games installed... so i klik da tetris game. suddenly out of no where dis stupid game music sounds so kaw loud, then he asked "what r u doin?" then i was repeatedly klikin da 'X' 2 close tat phuckin game... as u know dis is a CD runnin os n its phuckin slow... then i replied "kenot close da game" da OS is stil loadin 4m da cd... zha dou... luckili dis mofo screw me or anything as hes tryin 2 finish da clas asap... good 4 me :)

12pm, bac 2 room, hungry sial n stil kenot go alamanda coz of dis sugar garlic bread FAKER stil in fmd settlin some shit n bliev it or not he walked there!!! other than doin dis shit alone, he forced GRUMPY-TURTLE 2 shit wif him... pity turtle, when hes bac i saw turtle's nice shirt was wet d. here we go 2 alamanda~

so we went 2 secret recipe meet da rest of da family (GRUMPY-TURTLE, THE-BAD-SLUT, DONKEY-KONG, DEGIL, THE-BAD-ROOMIE, FAKER, NOVEMBER n DECEMBER). then we stoned in secret recipe 4 15min then we end up havin lunch in delifrance. in delifrance, DONKEY-KONG kena conned $2.50 extra 4 da ice tea n DECEMBER drank a $5.10 ice lemon tea... buta sial~

after lunch, we headed 2 secret recipe AGAIN n stoned there 15min AGAIN then we only decided 2 take a seat. n da sohai waiter asked us 2 sit outside coz we hav 9 person, dem lousy wei... why we need 2 sit outside while d other ninja bitches r dominatin d inside??? da sohai gav us da menu but we ended up orderin only 3 glasses of sky juice 2 tiu kaw him! i can c at tat sohai's face dem dulan.

so we went 2 choose my cake, i chose da bluberry cis cake, my mum's fav. then these mofoz will decide wat 2 write on my cis cake. take a look

the stupid sentence dis mofoz wrote were
'Happy 20th Birdday Mofo Slut'
n da ninja bitch at da counter dun even get it, n they tot its my name... stupid sial

after da cake, THE-BAD-SLUT suggested tat they shud throw me in da fountain. then i dared them by puttin my fon, kaki n wallet on da table since these mofoz will nvr throw me, they r not SpAnArZ... they dun do dis shit. suddenly 4 mofoz grab me 2 da fountain side wif THE-BAD-SLUT holdin me on d legz n DONKEY-KONG holdin me on d handz n NOVEMBER takin pic of me ALMOST thrown in 2 da fountain.

hey BAD-SLUT, u had ur chance 2 b a GOOD-SLUT but its too late :P in d end they stopped as EXPECTED. after tat, we stil need 2 pay 4 da 3 glasses of sky juice! dem phuck sial but not as phuck as halo cafe, secret recipe charges 50cents each. then we go cafu 2 get some stuff then we headed 2 BP AGAIN!!!

this time thers no dis chinese phuck, but instead we got dis mofo~in malay phuck. whos screwin around thinkin tat hes a ranked polis, he got ballz... got ballz 2 fantasiz hes a ranked officer screwin around wif citizenz, if u, mofo havent forget, u r stil on my pay roll u dumb ass!!! i cant believ tat im payin tax 2 make sure these mofoz stil can feed his family. n guess wat, stil 'line hang' n i kenot pay my ticket... dis is putrajaya, how phuckin lame police systemz are!!! cant even get it done in 24 hours!

so we came bac n get prepared 4 THE-BAD-ROOMIE's epm1016 clas which has dis young n so called hot tutor which DONKEY-KONG n GRUMPY-TURTLE were tokin about da whole day, heres her detail:

Choong Miew Keen, Ms.
Position : Tutor
Phone : +603-8312 5332
Room : CR3053
Education : B.Eng (Hons) Electrical (Mal)
Nationality: Malaysian
Research Interests:

Medical Image Analysis
Optimisation of Digital Manipulations of Medical Images

showin funny lips expression in da clas, ppl wilnvr answer her questions in da whole tut n ended up she givin d ans!!! stupid sial...

bac 2 da room, THE-BAD-SLUT went bac n THE-BAD-ROOMIE went campin... im here alone again...

but i had fun, my best bd ever! thx guyz

n da next 24 hour wil b tai kah je, GOLD-FISH's bd d!!!
hapi bd~!

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