Its been awhile that I didn't use coarse phrases in my blog, but today I just couldn't resist it. I would say this is so far yet the best Momofofo reviving come back post.
It was raining heavily yesterday when I came back. Due to excessive suk chunness, that damn stupid dog keep banging its head to the auto gate and surprisingly the gate opened. I guess thats how dogs become stupid, keep banging. Luckily I managed to stop the stupid dog from coming out or else I will have a hard time chasing it in the rain.
Later when I tried to enter the house, it rushed into the house and hid behind the sofa, shit. I took its chain to walk it out, it struggled and the collar went loose then it went back to the sofa. In the end I decided to carry the dog and threw it out of the house, god dammit dirtied my Guess tee.
moments later I found out that it trashed my umbrella, damn dog
Today, I'm supposed to have lunch with my kawan-kawan and guessed what, *all ffk.
Bad day? Not yet.
It was drizzling outside, I was watching Sui Yue Fong Yun in the guest room behind the house. The stupid dog was scratching the sliding window wanting attention so I went to the living room, look at the it and it look back with pity eyes... and I closed the curtain, ignoring it.
Went back to the room to continue my Sue Yue Fong Yun, the dog came to the back of the house calling for me through the window, jumping on the wall and biting everything on its way. Then I saw a spark and my 'Sui Yue Fong Yun' turns into 'Hei (dark) Yue Fong Yun', I was like phuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
it phucking bit the water pump power line and the house gone blackout
I went out furiously cursed the stupid dog then chained it with its spider friend beside the ping pong table.
looks like Doom 3, after fragging a few monsters I then went to turn on the power
because the pump powers all the water in the house, most of the taps will not have water... good job stupid dog
*no dinner for you tonight
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~
ReplyDeletestevie.... u hv bad karma wth dogs!
maybe it'll start humping on u nxt time!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
rofl! that's super funny... how irritating can a dog be?
ReplyDeletegoddam irritating, dog is a no no in my house
ReplyDeletehahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah............ when back penang?
ReplyDeletedamm, terus "dog-kut-teh" for dinner la.. hahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDelete*my bad on ffk-ing.. x-(
haha...dun bully the dog arr..later kena sue...hehe
ReplyDeletesorry for ffk ....12 too early jor hehe...
ReplyDeletebelanja u back dogkuteh wan?opps.i meant bak kut teh