204 Bad Karma (Revised)

third week of the trimester is toh sui week, since most of the time my housemates and i drove to class so we decided to walk to class for the first time :) on our way to campus we had a very 'warm' welcome for our first walk, a dog was shitting in front of our face :D

second morning, a nice and cloudy day, so we decided to walk to campus again, for the last time. after a tiring morning we went hb2 for lunch, queue was too long so we decided to go hassan's ass. wild guess, this time a cat shitted in front of our face!!!

fengshui tip number one: never walk to campus on a nice and cloudy morning.

the next morning, THE-PUSSY-SLUT lost his gay purple bollywood nokia 8250, which u cant find any other bollywood superstar having it. but if u do see it, its stolen from him and pls drop us a message... u shall be rewarded :)

his gay purple bollywood nokia 8250

he was so sad the whole day til MILO reminded him
how TEECEEBEE was robbed 3k

fengshui tip number two: never buy a purple phone

that night itself, we waited PEHBOY for dinner... all of us were so dem hungry. we cant wait any longer so we gave PEHBOY a call then he said he was having steamboat in SK. we were af af kay by PEHBOY again!!! tiuz

general advice (not fengshui tip): never wait PEHBOY for dinner

the next X2 day, PEHBOY went to tmnet to get screwed for not getting streamyx. on the way back from tmnet, ROCK-LEE road bullied PEHBOY.

that day was his judgement day:

he totalled his car (more details)

fengshui tip number three: never road bully people with bad karma

something special for this season... instead of writing my rubbish only, i will briefly summarize other rubbish happening around cyberjaya

Malacca's Chief Minister assed a Hero
June 28th, 2005 : 08.06pm
the CM (Chief Minister of Melaka, Yang Behormat Datuk Seri Haji Ali bin. Mohd. Rustam, if u guyz dunno who he is) came to MMU Malacca for WAY (world assembly of yuckies). and since its toh sui week, his driver assed a hero with the CM's executive. unfortunately no one was injured.

saw that!!!

driver: what am i gotta do? CM gonna slap my ass for this


hoho, so many ppl saw it, mr driver, u gonna had a bad time buying them off


MMU securities trying to cover the driver's ass


like always, the hero is left behind, unappreciated

Mr CM, u have been bad karma~ed!
click here for full coverage

This is DEGIL's Boring Life, He will Try His Best to Bore U, HUHU
his cousin sister went for some astro talent quest thingy in genting, his mom called and forced him to vote her her thru sms. SHE DIN MAKE IT...TO THE DISQUALIFIED LIST!!wahahahaha...

went tmnet to register blah blah blah, having headache choosing the account name but we had great suggestions like screwPEH, PHuckFeh ...

but we ended up mailto:maipiang@streamyx.com

the same day, we went for Malaysian Communications talk thingy, a 'nice' and short one :)) and there we met a fella who happened to be TURTLE's neighbour asking "what is telco?"

Confucious does say we shud "bu chi xia wen" but a tele student asking this question??? we spent nearly 15 hours out of our 24 hours trying immitating "WHAT IS TELCO".

ROCK-LEE's Step In Life
other than ramping his car and killing rats...
his blog is all about a song lyric which doesnt has a title

http://radicalz.blogs.friendster.com/yc/

SOMEONE gurl

the happiest thing is still the ENGSOC graduation, haha

and we are no longer part of it anymore :D

and u guyz ever heard some ppl got stucked in the cyberia B3 lifts last week, shes one of them =))
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=one_cell_gurl

TEECEEBEE's gudboy philosophy
he and the SpAnArZ went to kuala selangor to see LED

http://teoh_chee_way.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

FUZZY's Silent Room
SMILE, SMILE!
tch, fuck it
hey faz, mind to tell who is tch?

http://thesilentroom.blogspot.com/

JYHI Still Growing Up
done with the fencing agm, icebreaker n first training... doing great~!
hey jyhi, can i join fencing arr???
if i were to join, can u dont bully me arr???

http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

SHERIE Go Again
wah someone bought so many things from MNG

but still kiamsiap to belanja me yumcha... apa fren ni

nice choice BRYANI, nice new watch

say it, say it... oh am gee... u dont take picture of your watch on your wrist... can see your hair behind your watch

and hoho, MILO's present!!! whats that???



http://imtoosexyformyblog.blogspot.com/


to everyone who had a bad week, ven wishes u guyz a better luck
and please af af kay PEHBOY for our vengence, thankyou

130 The Quit

Date: May 28th, 2005 (Saturday)

quited selling backside liao

not easy thou... survived a miserable 4 weeks

and not to forget the day b4, after a sickening day with the mofo manager... went to AMA's house for dinner. then my unc left his 'chap cheng' (hybrid) dog in my ama's house. that stupid dog non stop jumping on me and bitten my hand, dogs r stupid... never see a smart one in my life... stupid dog. dem pissed wif the manager d... come back got pissed by the dog too... what a day

not getting cucuk in the backside anymore, yay yay :D

no more coverups, my actual job is telemarketing. so im suppose to make calls and make ppl to buy hotel memberships. everything thru fon, seriously sickening not to mention theres targets to hit. and a mofo manager. so tired everyday... i even dreamt bout telemarketing at nite, nightmare sial... dayz are even more slow motion compare to tankengteh's lecture, oh am af gee... quit liao, haha

my happy ending

Date: May 29th, 2005 (Sunday)

parents went to china for the how many times honeymoon, so left me n the siblings... we went to our usual sunday breakfast spot :) the agar road roti canai and 3 of us ate 11.50RM worth of roti canai + daging. later on we went to prangin for starwars :)
we reached there at 12pm, bought 1.30pm ticket. the prob now is how to spend one and a half hour in prangin mall... thats miserable i tel ya... we went for disc shopping, bought gremlins, my childhood favorite movie :) shud have bought the evil dead oso lol :)) walk here n ther... slack in popular... went to have a look in etech, a lame lowyat wannabe... have a look in senq

after that we decided to rot in mcd, then we met my bro's ex skoolmates... n guess what my bro is no diff then pehboi... a ffk~er. he ffk~ed my sis n me to watch house of wax wif them, the ScReWdRiVeR's movie haha. migod my bro is watchin elisha n paris b4 me, cis cis... and he watched wif CHICKEN-MARYLAND, lol

126 Labor Day

Date: May 1st, 2005

hapi bd yinwei

hapi labor day

guest stars: ThE 5T1 MoFoZ

Morning:
had big big family breakfast (got ama akong, apek ahem) behind lai lai burmah, went there for hokkien mee but the fella 'tiao ke' (put high price) dowanna sell us. so we ended up eating some suck ass food there. pity the koayteow mee junior, kena screwed by my dad for forgetting our order... serve u right X-)

Afternoon:
family trip to pulau jerejak :) went at 1130, had a so-called buffet... all for $39 wif the ferry fees, as u know... so called buffet = suck ass buffet . the place is so shit hot, no air con, no fan. we planned to go back at 330 but guess what, we left at 130, headed back tido :))

pulau jerejak trip
verdict: dont bother

Nite:
family trip to gurney, met my lenglui, yinching... hoho 'kim mor' (gold hair) d siao siao not sweet anymore lo, haha... had a walk then ciao... surprisingly theres esprit in pg, not bad ar these dayz... pg ppl also buy esprit d, but all 'lao yi' (old lady) buy wan haha

had 5T1 reunion dinner in sega upper penang road...
5T1 MoFoZ attendance: yinwei, xiang, lip, pao, cheeyung, teik, fei, bai, juneyoung and LEEHOM, hoho... some lengchai fella, my mum alwez call him wang li hong :)) alwez come my house to 'work' (gamble) every cny :)

tips from the sega chic: drink monster latte $8++
oppinion: sure can tahan very long wan, worth to pay :P that makes me a true penang lang :P

hey do u guyz like my new theme???
i make it myself, give comment sikit :)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tmr going work again, hopefully my new colleagues wil b there tmr morning :((