207 Story of a Zouky Noob

New Clowns: BUBBLES
Guest Stars: HARRY-POTTER

Date: July 7th, 2005 (Thursday)

SHERIE was ajak~ing me to zouk since like last trimester break and finally we are going :) the zouk trip proposal had been drafted a week ago and finally the 5 zouky commitees (SHERIE, VICKY, BUBBLES, BRYANI & DUDE) approved it.

3 Cars mission to zouk

Map of Zouk

Head count: 12
VICKY, BUBBLES, BRYANI, SHERIE, XYZ, DUDE, DOLLY, THE-BAD-ROOMIE, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER and HARRY-POTTER

as usual, girls are always late... say 10pm meet, 1030pm still havent show up. sitting six person in a waja is so dem pek considering that so many of us is so big size ;) so VIC came and we went to campus to pressed money. traffic jam in bcb, everyone is taking money to go ladies night :)


zouk kuala lumpur here we come~!

finally we reached zouk in ampang, as usual... we worked in front of the club (work = checking out chix) and it seems like the girls are more excited than the guyz, SHER and BUBBLES are checking out the af af with superb gigantic boobiez. instead of the girls scolding the guyz for checking out chix, VIC scolded BUBBLES for checking out ppl's boobiezzzzzzzzz, LOL

carpark was full and we had to use the valet parking which cost 15 bucks!!! must be the management side main kotor to earn the extra 5 bucks but we had no choice. thursday is ladies nite, first 500 girls who enter before 12am are free~! went there, met BRYANI's friends, 2 nasi kandar (dudes) and 3 ayam madu (chix) which i took 5 minutes to forget their names :P

zouky is huge!!! compare to the mambo in penang, mambo is definitely a noob :P
Ven's Theory
place = kaw huge,
clubber quantity = kaw high
chix quantity = kaw high
chix quality = kaw high too :D
PUSS, u wish u were here, LOL

XYZ and me are zouky noobz, all of them hee~haa~ing there d, both of us stood there buat bodo:( later on we got a call from THE-BAD-ROOMIE saying that their car broke down, NOVEMBER must finding her lipbalm til the car got too hot and overheated =))

dj gold fish is in the house, SHERIE yay yay~! and we went to the front to dance... we saw a guy wearing an mng dancing too, SAY IT~ SAY IT~ this is zouky noob's first dance move = move like a machine... my name is asimo, im manufactured by honda japan... i am so lost... i wanna return to my homeland osaka

SHERIE intro-ed dj gold fish to the girls, and this is what happened the next day

XYZ's ym status

and this is my ym status the next day



the mofo who pao~ed all the chix

when we went up to our table, DUDE arrived d with THE-BAD-ROOMIE, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER, DOLLY and HARRY-POTTER himself!!! omg, how they fit 6 ppl inside a deer??? someone must be enjoying himself behind :P after some chit chat, we went down again, this is zouky noob's second dance move = swimming... tried free style... then butterfly...

after the swim, we went up again and yam seng!!! DUDE poured the black label into pepsi and everyone drank. and we made THE-BAD-ROOMIE finish the rest, LOL. last week our one of our four point o also suck ass, now the next four point o got high in zouk... what can i say? IMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

after our drink, we went down AGAIN, for the last time... the zouky noob's last ultima dance move = the workout... push ups... sit ups... chin ups... in the end of the night, everyone shaked hand, took pic and shaked hand with dj gold fish X-(

on the way back cyber we went banana shake to grab a drink, it reminds me the first time i went there for ANDRENALINE's birthday (march this year) with collar t and long pants while the girls wore like going for a dinner =)) but we ended up in banana shake cause all places had closed. so we makan makan, cakap cakap then balik balik.

came back and guess what i saw, DEGIL is still dota~ing at 5am! next morning all of us kenot wake up AGAIN, lol
pity friday classes :P

whats going on in cyberjaya???

BRYANI's Hair Carpet

this is a screenshot from his blog, i have no comments

http://jiokbrian.blogspot.com/

HHK's

HHK doing something during iem gns with both of her new successors (QUIKSILVER and KOREANBOY)


engsoc's buddy system on June 21st (HHK, LONG-HAIR and short hair) haha

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=hooikiang

JYHI's Still Growing Up

JYHI's new blog template
SAY IT~ SAY IT~ no comments

http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

SOMEONE Gurl's

Engineering Society Council 2004/2005 Family pic

From left to right(seated): KahAik, SeowWei, Pris, CYee, Viv, Mr.P, HK, Eunice, MLing, MChu, PikJian.
From left to right(standing): Victor, HsiuhFu, Boon, CYin, Kalai, Meira, Hamze, Daniel, me, Brain.
M.I.A : JONATHAN n KENNY!!!


the converse shoes she lurve, me too~!
lets buy together~ my dad gonna kill me when he knows i rarely wears the china shoe he bought for me :P

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=one_cell_gurl

Here SHERIE Goes Again
shes the one who brought me to zouk so what she wrote is 'almost' the same as mine :P

http://imtoosexyformyblog.blogspot.com/

TEECEEBEE's Renaissance

i have no comments

http://teoh_chee_way.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

Zouky Noob roxx

206 4th Week = Boring Week

some of u guyz might have problem loading some of my pictures, my old pictures are stored in geocities and they do limit the bandwidth. this is what happens when i exceed it

so i'd signup photobucket, sorry for any inconvenient

Date: July 3rd, 2005 (Sunday)
after our engsoc graduation, THE-BIG-BOSS wanted to buy us a dinner as appreciation... some engsoc culture thingy. so on the way to fetch GOLDFISH and PIKACHU, i saw some girl helping the bf to wash his car... this reminded me bout an hour ago how pathethic i am washing my car all ALONE!!!

THE-BIG-BOSS bought us chillis in mv!!!
Engsoc Family Photo (incomplete AGAIN, thx to PEHBOY)


THE-BIG-BOSS, WAIKOR, VICKY, BRYANI, C3PO


me~!, LITTLE-TIGER, XYZ, BREEZE, ABCDE
lazy to think of a name for sw n hp, so juz call u galz xyz n abcde :P


SOMEONE, ADRENALINE, SCREWDRIVER1, GOLDFISH, PIKACHU


look at all the food, dem cun cause it costed $500++ a special thx to THE-BIG-BOSS

last but not least, these girls ordered my favourite dessert and they didnt ajak X-(

now im real angry

after the meal, all of us splited in to groups, some went home, some went shopping, some went for movie... engsoc is good in organizing boring activities but when it comes to hanging out... engsoc is a noob :(

so i joined GOLDFISH, ADRENALINE, PIKACHU and SCREWDRIVER1 for shopping and we went zara, mega sale sial... must go~! the girls ran in slow motion (ya, like in the movies... when the girls ran to the seaside) to their paradise = shops. girls are girls, when it comes to shopping, they go berserker mode wan... they will go pao-ed all the clothes they see and try each one and everyone of them and in the end of the day they bought nothing!!!

after that, they dragged me to the men's department and GOLDFISH started picking clothes (a tshirt, a pair of jeans and a trench coat) and forced me to try,yes mum :P since the men's and women's department are seperated, girls are not allowed to enter guy's fitting room. after i fit into my superman's suit, they gb the fitting room giving comments, blah blah blah... til the shopkeeper had to came in and shoooo them away, LOL

shopping tips: bring the right person, bring GOLDFISH :)

Date: July 4th, 2005 (Monday)
had my very first lab today, MP1 in microprocessing lab. we are suppose to learn how to use the eight-zero-pive-one. BALDED-BANGLA was sleeping during the whole lab session, when we asked for help, he will teach u how the eight-zero-pive-one works but not how to do the lab. so we decided to ask help from RAMA-AND-SAMY, this indie is quite helpful, quite friendly and quite imaginative... this indie actually said im from china, SAY IT~ SAY IT~

a boring evening, so PUSS made a searched in the student directory



and the result...


oh am gee, he brought his whole family here to teach eight-zero-pive-one!!!

we went mcd alamanda for dinner, when the cashier asked PUSS what size of meal he wanted, PUSS replied super size me! guess what, the cashier gave a stupid look wondering whats going on. so we went to sit in the nice couch outside of the playland and we saw a mother af af an bee snatched her small kiddie's value meal... sad, no wonder ronald mcdonald punished u to be an af af

on the way back home, we realised TURTLE had changed... he had changed into a butterfly...
TURTLE also suck ass

prove:

he phuck~ed zongz back, LOL

Date: July 5th, 2005 (Tuesday)
today is tuesday, where we have our emg tutorial... so we had this young tutor, mmu graduate, which makes all this tutorial... SUCK ASS. so today is his second day of teaching us, warm welcome by saying what he taught last week was completely WRONG!!!
so we reached question 7, "have any of u did this question? actually i didnt do tutorial la" SAY IT~ SAY IT~
wtf??? a tutor didnt do his homework???

"actually im not from this field"
is this suppose to be an excuse?

at first he was teaching emg but in the end of the class, he was teaching trigo derivation, dem SMART!!!

BALD-BANGLA's class again, he was high today... talking talking... walking walking... i was wondering why the indian gurl in front was leaning back, suddenly BALD-BANGLA walked near me... oh my god... the bangla sea smell is so kaw strong!!!

then he start asking stupid questions and asked LANALANG, LANALANG can answer his question, CLAP CLAP :)

Date: July 6th, 2005 (Wednesday)
engine math test 1... SUCK ASS

first time eating in auntie's... four soong for four bucks, quite cun :)

came back dota clan match, owned the seniors, u guyz SUCK ASS :P

and the our organizer, THE-BAD-ROOMIE, u FEEDER =))
click here
to watch how feeder he is

BRYANI's Hair
wrote some boring poetry shit, which i dont bother to read
http://jiokbrian.blogspot.com/

FUZZY's Room
having some stupid 20 degree game, which only SHERIE will entertain
http://thesilentroom.blogspot.com/

Welcome to HHK's Life
haha found ur blog
all sleeping pic
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=hooikiang

JYHI Still Growing Up
DO NOT bring her to Murni
http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

One SOMEONE Gurl
cook food tak ajak

and dare to post it in the blog

Here SHERIE Go Again
entertained fuzzy 20 degree game
n how slutty celebs are

hey sher, do u want paris' video?

204 Bad Karma (Revised)

third week of the trimester is toh sui week, since most of the time my housemates and i drove to class so we decided to walk to class for the first time :) on our way to campus we had a very 'warm' welcome for our first walk, a dog was shitting in front of our face :D

second morning, a nice and cloudy day, so we decided to walk to campus again, for the last time. after a tiring morning we went hb2 for lunch, queue was too long so we decided to go hassan's ass. wild guess, this time a cat shitted in front of our face!!!

fengshui tip number one: never walk to campus on a nice and cloudy morning.

the next morning, THE-PUSSY-SLUT lost his gay purple bollywood nokia 8250, which u cant find any other bollywood superstar having it. but if u do see it, its stolen from him and pls drop us a message... u shall be rewarded :)

his gay purple bollywood nokia 8250

he was so sad the whole day til MILO reminded him
how TEECEEBEE was robbed 3k

fengshui tip number two: never buy a purple phone

that night itself, we waited PEHBOY for dinner... all of us were so dem hungry. we cant wait any longer so we gave PEHBOY a call then he said he was having steamboat in SK. we were af af kay by PEHBOY again!!! tiuz

general advice (not fengshui tip): never wait PEHBOY for dinner

the next X2 day, PEHBOY went to tmnet to get screwed for not getting streamyx. on the way back from tmnet, ROCK-LEE road bullied PEHBOY.

that day was his judgement day:

he totalled his car (more details)

fengshui tip number three: never road bully people with bad karma

something special for this season... instead of writing my rubbish only, i will briefly summarize other rubbish happening around cyberjaya

Malacca's Chief Minister assed a Hero
June 28th, 2005 : 08.06pm
the CM (Chief Minister of Melaka, Yang Behormat Datuk Seri Haji Ali bin. Mohd. Rustam, if u guyz dunno who he is) came to MMU Malacca for WAY (world assembly of yuckies). and since its toh sui week, his driver assed a hero with the CM's executive. unfortunately no one was injured.

saw that!!!

driver: what am i gotta do? CM gonna slap my ass for this


hoho, so many ppl saw it, mr driver, u gonna had a bad time buying them off


MMU securities trying to cover the driver's ass


like always, the hero is left behind, unappreciated

Mr CM, u have been bad karma~ed!
click here for full coverage

This is DEGIL's Boring Life, He will Try His Best to Bore U, HUHU
his cousin sister went for some astro talent quest thingy in genting, his mom called and forced him to vote her her thru sms. SHE DIN MAKE IT...TO THE DISQUALIFIED LIST!!wahahahaha...

went tmnet to register blah blah blah, having headache choosing the account name but we had great suggestions like screwPEH, PHuckFeh ...

but we ended up mailto:maipiang@streamyx.com

the same day, we went for Malaysian Communications talk thingy, a 'nice' and short one :)) and there we met a fella who happened to be TURTLE's neighbour asking "what is telco?"

Confucious does say we shud "bu chi xia wen" but a tele student asking this question??? we spent nearly 15 hours out of our 24 hours trying immitating "WHAT IS TELCO".

ROCK-LEE's Step In Life
other than ramping his car and killing rats...
his blog is all about a song lyric which doesnt has a title

http://radicalz.blogs.friendster.com/yc/

SOMEONE gurl

the happiest thing is still the ENGSOC graduation, haha

and we are no longer part of it anymore :D

and u guyz ever heard some ppl got stucked in the cyberia B3 lifts last week, shes one of them =))
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=one_cell_gurl

TEECEEBEE's gudboy philosophy
he and the SpAnArZ went to kuala selangor to see LED

http://teoh_chee_way.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

FUZZY's Silent Room
SMILE, SMILE!
tch, fuck it
hey faz, mind to tell who is tch?

http://thesilentroom.blogspot.com/

JYHI Still Growing Up
done with the fencing agm, icebreaker n first training... doing great~!
hey jyhi, can i join fencing arr???
if i were to join, can u dont bully me arr???

http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

SHERIE Go Again
wah someone bought so many things from MNG

but still kiamsiap to belanja me yumcha... apa fren ni

nice choice BRYANI, nice new watch

say it, say it... oh am gee... u dont take picture of your watch on your wrist... can see your hair behind your watch

and hoho, MILO's present!!! whats that???



http://imtoosexyformyblog.blogspot.com/


to everyone who had a bad week, ven wishes u guyz a better luck
and please af af kay PEHBOY for our vengence, thankyou