Saturday, July 05, 2014


This shall be the last post for momofofo and it shall be a happy ending.

Ven had found someone, who is willing to go wherever he goes (yes, as far as the country, which calendar ended in 2012). Then, they got married (the date is so good that his friends also got married the same day the following year). Now, they have a daughter, Angelina (named after her angel bee shirt and short name Lina). 

In short, my Friends in Cyberjaya (remember the list at my sidebar?) found their life partners, girlfriends/boyfriends (finally) or left/right hands (always loyal). All of us live happily ever after (including the hands).

Thank you for appreciating my idiotic stories, far fetched fantasies and naive sarcasm all this long. I'll try to keep and renew this blog (as long as I could afford it), for good memories (and laughters). 


Sunday, November 03, 2013

1304 A Wonderful Day For A Post

I heard some noises, I opened my eyes, I saw Bad Roomie, I had a backache, I slept on a couch, I looked around, I wtf am I.

Earlier this morning, Ah Bo and I attended Buaya and Buayi's garden wedding.

The wedding was wonderful. We love thumbing the wonderful poster with colorful balloons and the wonderful hand made fans for such a wonderful hot day. Oh ya, Rocklee, thank you for contributing this wonderful picture.

In the afternoon, we went for wonderful tea in China House, where Pussy Slut drew over sized cocks for wonderful pussies.
The momofofo all star: Rocklee, TC, z? (I couldn't remember your nick name) , Pussy Slut, Pehboy, Ven and The Bad Roomie. Thanks The Bad Slut for this wonderful group photo without you.

In the evening, we gathered in the wonderful Golden View service apartment, which the group was living for the past two wonderful days. 

Then, the wonderful Peri Chic had a wonderful drinking game idea. Two wonderful deck of cards will be placed in front of us, where each person will take wonderful turns to draw a wonderful card. Based on the wonderful value of the card, the person should act wonderfully upon it,

If the card is
Ace - wonderfall, the person will drink and others have to follow until they fall.
2 - pick two wonderful person to drink.
3 - drink with three wonderful fingers
4 - wonder girls drink
5 - act like something wonderful
6 - when u put your magic thumb on the table, someone wonderful will drink
7 - sky is wonderful
8 - wonder Ven will drink
I couldn't remember any of the wonderful things after that.

Congrats Señor Buaya and Señora Buayi and thanks for this wonderful day!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Have I Told U Bout My Car?

me: tauke
me: have i told u bout my car?
Turtlez: yup
Turtlez: haha
Turtlez: rm500+
me: now got new story d
me: the toyota appointment was yday
me: i sent my car there at 8am
Turtlez: wah, update 1 liao
me: expecting it to be done by few hours
Turtlez: yday u no nid work one a?
me: go late nia lo
me: the dude told me it will take whole day or maybe monday only get car
me: i was like wtf
me: coz i made my appointment from the office
Turtlez: looool
me: the dude told me the office fella don't know anything that's y they won't say how long will it take
me: so fine, i left my car there
me: took cab to work
me: an hour later, he called
me: and said that its the rear bearing got prob not the front 2 bearings
Turtlez: done d?
Turtlez: huh?
me: and asked me who's the dude who told me b4
Turtlez: means last time u changed for nth?
me: i didn't change, need to make appointment to do 1
me: the appointment was yday
Turtlez: oo icic
me: so fine.. 1 rear sounded better than 2 front right
me: so i asked how much will it cost
Turtlez: rm700?
me: $911.20 for the rear bearing
Turtlez: omggggg
Turtlez: then?
me: i don't know why i didn't screw him
me: like no emotion
me: then i said i'll think bout it
me: then i tried to call hups
me: call and sms whole day also no reply
Turtlez: no answer?
me: i tot call won't work
Turtlez: yea
me: so i sms him, telling him bout his favourite toyota thingy
Turtlez: he sorta avoiding us again
me: also no reply
Turtlez: as vanila said, he has his ownlife now
Turtlez: which is sorta bloody weird
Turtlez: cuz dunno wat happened oso
me: no idea man... he likes toyota ma
Turtlez: yea, he's like toyota fanboy
me: so i tot send him an sms, briefly describe then he'll call back and talk shit lot of it
me: so it failed
Turtlez: that was the old hups
Turtlez: wud've worked during delta
me: then my dad asked me to bring it to the workshop i always service my car 1
Turtlez: up till itp la
me: the workshop is a eon authorised
Turtlez: ur car is not under warranty nemore rite?
me: but used to do volvo 1
me: 5 yrs d
Turtlez: icic
me: so they checked
Turtlez: then today brought there?
me: yup yup
me: done d
me: waiting for the guy to pick me up from here
Turtlez: wat they said?
me: its the rear
Turtlez: where r u now?
me: now in aunt's house
me: we know the guy 1 so got special service
me: haha
Turtlez: he will fetch u to the workshop?
Turtlez: yalo
Turtlez: so geng
Turtlez: send u back home summore
me: then he said 1 is bad, the other 1 not good also
Turtlez: so how much he charge then?
me: so he make a call to check the price
me: 500 per pc
me: with labor = 11xx
me: then i asked what brand is that
me: i meant 2 pc + labor = 11xx
Turtlez: yaya
me: the brand
me: he said 'original'
Turtlez: lol? means?
me: i not sure is it original or the brand is called 'original' la
Turtlez: ahaha.. shud b original la..
me: if its rili original, the extra 400 bucks i pay for umw
me: is for the smile, plasma tv, wifi, sofa and worker to serve me coffee
Turtlez: wah serve u the coffee a?
me: yes
Turtlez: no wonderle
me: the worker came and asked me do i want coffee
me: i think i gotta put this in my blog
Turtlez: but basically the umw guy checked ur car for free la?
me: yup
me: and earn 90% extra if i do it
Turtlez: n u oso drank their coffee and watched their plasma tv and sit their sofa for free la
me: kinda
Turtlez: haha
Turtlez: shud b 'paid for when u bought the car'
me: if its the exact same thing
me: they are worst than loan sharks man
Turtlez: ahaha
Turtlez: so u changed 2 rear d la?
me: yup
Turtlez: tsk tsk tsk
me: i asked her to pick me up
me: she said will call back til now no news man
me: hopefully my car is not half way to thailand
Turtlez: loool
Turtlez: good luck then
Turtlez: neway i wan go nap dulu keke
me: later our next trip to thailand... we saw my car in bangkok as taxi
Turtlez: haha
me: k la, night man
Turtlez: then u nid to carjack the taxi gta style d
Turtlez: like that kid who made gta get banned in thailand
me: lol
Turtlez: btw, our nasi kandar plan will haf to b postponed further
Turtlez: since end of this month we'll go in opposite directions lol
me: haha
me: maybe next time
Turtlez: yea
Turtlez: k la,
Turtlez: nap time
Turtlez: nite

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