Tuesday, December 11, 2007

ITP Week XXX: stil duwan go work r?

While I'm already in my office, I bet most of u guys are still in your sleep.

I'm surprise to see my cousin at home this morning, he always leave for work at 8 am. Then I asked,

me: eh, stil duwan go work r?
him: me today holiday ma.

me: shit, forgotten selangor is havin hol today.

For those non Selangor interns, today is Selangor Sultan's birthday. So I asked my aunt,

me: when kl wil hav their hol?
aunt: federal day, which lies on feb.

me: crap, by then i'd already finished my internship.

For those Selangor interns, enjoy your holiday and please don't tell me how much fun u guys are having.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Rabbits are GAY

I used to use this mattress when I was small, maybe it was from my grandma to all of her grandchildren. That explains why my aunt also have one but I didn't expect my aunt still have it.

I think during our childhood days, Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit is kinda famous.

 


Rabbits are beautiful
Rabbits are lovel - i guess it suppose to be lovelY, typo maybe
Rabbits are glab - this one really no idea
Rabbits are GAY - this one is obvious, couldn't get wrong

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Soho, 1 Utama

I'm not a food blogger so didn't bother taking pic of the foods nor surroundings but instead I took something funny.

My family came to KL last week and we went to Soho by Jun (too), 1 Utama for breakfast because of my aunt's recommendation. Soho sells Chinese cuisines and the place is decorated with artists' photos. They even have the artists' face on the chair, sniffing your back or your ass if its big enough. They employed lotsa Chinese workers (I mean from China) and kononnya they are here to study.

The food there are nice, I recommend them but I just wanna point out something we noticed. After u ordered, they will generate a checklist for u (yeah, just like Kim Gary and friends). And it reads...

 

"Hold Bill Do Not Out"

I started to wonder what is that suppose to mean til I read the Chinese words - a direct translation. Didn't expect that from a restaurant from 1U.
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

ITP Week XXX: The Yahoo Mail Part 2

I've lost track how long I rot for this internship but of course I don't wanna be in those company which I'll be squeezed til no juice.

Previously I posted about my Yahoo Mail showing me a unshaved hairy naked guy who couldn't stop watching me chatting. Finally, they have come to their senses and replaced it with


"I'm a model, come spray me"

Yeah babe, I'm gonna 'spray' u

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Second Ticket

Lotsa work for the past few days, now only I got the time to write this post. Sequel to the first ticket back in 2005, I got my second ticket last Monday.

I came back from work and saw a piece of crap flyers on my windscreen (of my car). I took the junk off from my windscreen and planed to throw it into the drain til I notice a MPPJ logo on it.

I got phucked outside my house


Ladies and gentlemen, my second ticket for parking outside my house. Good job MPPJ and btw Happy Birthday Puss.

Friday, November 23, 2007

ITP Week 5: The Yahoo Mail

I'm lazy to install Yahoo Messenger into my office PC so I use the Yahoo Mail to chat with my friends. I get ads from UK and Ireland because my account is in the UK & Ireland server til I find it kinda disturbing...


Virgin Mobile ad with a hairy naked guy who get paid to wax and the 'best' part is that guy is moving here and there.

Normally I chat during work without guilt but with that guy there moving around, he stops me from being in that window too long.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

umobile in Mid Valley

Finally all of the AEP clan members gotta meet each other yesterday and we went for dinner in Mid Valley. My second time in Kim Gary for this week, no Miss Kim.

After the dinner and the chit chatting, we went to the umobile and Nokia roadshow to check out the new phones. umobile was organizing some games but no one bother participating. So one of them came to us and Sun, Kimfei and me were dragged to play the game.


the host was explaining how the game is played.

Two a team, one will act and one will guess the title of the movie. There are four categories of movies: TV series, comedy, musical and action. I definitely didn't choose musical nor comedy. I teamed with Sun and Kimfei teamed with another stranger, I picked the TV series and Sun will act for me to guess.


both of us discussing how to play

Sun drew a note from the TV series basket and the host showed me the back part of the note which I could see the ink marks on the back of the paper, the title was long. Sun first showed that he has long teeth then stabbing his own heart. With such long title, there is only one possibility: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It took me 9 seconds, haha.


both of us waiting for the other team

Its Kimfei and stranger's turn, Kimfei drew Fantastic Four and he was showing the stranger (an Indian) a TWO then a FOUR. The stranger couldn't guess, I think he wouldn't know the strategy of playing this type of games since Indians do not watch Eric Tsang's programs where the players normally show how many words are there first.

The losing team gotta choose any 2 of the pool of gifts and the winning team takes all which are

a stack of Nokia coasters


a Nokia USB light


4 Nokia's bling bling which 2 lengluis came to ask from me and I just pick any 2 and gave them then one demanded the pink color, swt. Give u some more wanna choose color, too much. U might not be interested but I went home alone last night, not with the 2 lengluis.


and a umobile cap, no free phone :(

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

ITP Week 4: The Access Tag

I was so happy yesterday that finally my tag was ready. Drop all my work and drove all the way to Sunway to collect it.


The glare was necessary to cover up which company I'm having internship with. For those who know or can guess (I think anyone could), please shut up.

This morning, I hanged the tag around me and walked pass the security thinking that I do not need to take that dumb visitor tag anymore. The feeling its like walking also got wind man.

In the lift, seeing everyone having a tag and me too, its like I'm in the club man. Can't wait to show off I have a tag first before any other interns.

Before my office, there was another two guys in front of me. They tapped their tag and entered the office, hold the door and looked back AS IF I DON'T HAVE A TAG. Then I waved my tag, showing them I have a tag too and tapped the machine BUT THERE WAS NO PHUCKING BEEP.

The only word that crossed my mind was GODDAMMIT!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

ITP Week 3: The Bus Ride

Monday, went to buy my bus ticket first before I apply leave on Friday. Don't wanna waste my leave staring at the ceiling at home if I couldn't get bus ticket back home.

Bought my ticket at the Transnasional/Reliance shop in KL Sentral. I stood there 15 minutes and there was no person to serve me then I called for the fat lady behind. She said that the girl incharge of the Transnasional was on leave and told me to wait for them to be free to handle then she continued her grandma stories with her other colleagues, suckass service. I don't understand why I always got that from fat ladies, and I always wonder is that the reason they become fat or being fat is the reason they become. So I told her I'll be back.

I went back there after lunch, and she put a paper with the word "offline" there. I guess that means "phuckoff". Finally I bought my ticket the next day.

Wednesday, went for dinner in Midvalley's Korean shop (I think kampungboycitygirl will post it very soon) with my house, Peh, CK, YC, Vanila and some of the A3 girls. Then the author of the-never-ending-loading-blog asked me how come I still take bus, didn't I read the newspaper, ain't I afraid of the bus drivers, how come don't take place eventhough got terrorist and bla bla bla... then I replied "no money".

Then Peh was kind enough to give me a ride (please, not that kind of ride) to the bus station. Reached the station on time, wanna stop by to watch WWE live world championship also no time.

The bus driver drove super fast, its like Puss driving except the car is not a Camry. This reminded me the-never-ending-loading-blog's bullshit earlier today.

Monday, November 05, 2007

The ITP Week 2

My unc goes to office by LRT in the early (very very early) mornings, both of us will come back at different time and of cause no one wanna go to the station twice to pick up both of us. So my unc thought of this brilliant plan: in the early (very very early) morning, he will park my car in the station (where no one is there yet at this very very early) then I will drive my car back home after work. Brilliant? Totally.

Every time I reach home, my cousin will ask me hows the wave today.

Spent most of my time balancing the board and chatting in the office. That day I was chatting with SOMEONE (I'll bet u know who), he asked me this question "How do u know when u are old?" or maybe something similar to this. And his answer was "when the most famous Japanese porn actress is born in 1986". LOL? U have no idea how hard he was laughing.

Then he started telling me bout Natalie Portman went full nude in this latest clip and even sent me these celebrity archive links
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/17992hohoho
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/19661hohoho
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/19660hohoho
which I didn't open them using my company's access. I don't wanna get caught and the whole Cyberjaya know that I got fired for surfing NSFW websites.

Finally fed up of waiting for my ID to be granted access, my supervisor's assistant lent me her ID to do work. Even though it is a tedious work but at least I have something to pass my time other than balancing on the board. Now only I realized that Microsoft Excel is not only for checking our lab schedule. I've gained new skill to put into my resume.

Skills: bla bla bla and dem 7 PRO in Microsoft Excel.

I went to Port Dickson for the weekend to help my uncle on his pontoon project which my cousin and I spent most of the time competing throwing dry fruits on the monitor lizard. These are some of the pictures I took.


view from the balcony


my masterpiece, no doubt I still have my Action Group powers. Tell ya bout Action Group next time.


the back alley


my unc's pontoon


and the monitor lizard.

My cousin had an arm ache the evening, my aunt was praising him doing a good job helping his dad. Then my unc came in and said my cousin had an arm ache because he was throwing fruits on the monitor lizard the whole day, LOL.

Friday, October 26, 2007

The ITP Week 1

Everyone is talking bout their ITP experience, some blog bout it and even one got fired for it.

Its already the fifth day and I don't know where I should begin.

I start with Tuesday (2nd day). The offer letter from my company stated that my work starts at 830am ends at 530pm. As a good trainee, I reached the office at 830pm and there was no one to open the door for me.

Something bout Monday, the very first time I took LRT to work. The train was kinda pack, I hopped in and got pushed out of the train... got bullied.

My workspace is kinda nice, I have my own big L shape table, cool chair and a stack of magazines to pass my time. Cool? Wait til u see the IP phone on my desk, just so happen to be on my desk but not for me haha.

I heard there are people who wrote their logs 3 pages long even on the first day itself. Wow thats impressive, that I can barely hit quarter page for each day and I told myself if I hit one third, I'm gonna buy myself a java chip.

KL Sentral is a cool place to work. Easy access from almost any transit. Convenient stores are there, major banks are there, McDonalds, Starbucks, Kenny Rogers and even Shitdel is there. KL Plaza is where I work, there is Gloria Jeans Coffee below but I still prefer the free Nescafe I can get in the lobby.

Yesterday was my worst LRT experience. I was MOLESTED. I was in the train holding the pole. It was very packed then there was this short, fat, I mean really really fat, think Rikishi from WWF, yes, that fat but shorter, indian lady came in and straight go stick the pole. Her breast touched my hand NOT my hand touch her breast so that means she molested me, whole day damn down sial, feel so gonna chop my hand.

I did something good today! I helped a blind man on the escalator, hoho good leh me? I first notice him when a boy helped the blind man to step into the escalator then the boy fleed when he saw his train came. I was behind the blind man, wondering what type of kungfu he gonna use to step out of the escalator. But since I'm a good person, I helped him. This sounds like some retard primary skool assay. Then I asked the blind man where he wanted to go and he replied "Brickfield" then I was thinking "Smart ass, kaypo somemore la. How u gonna know where the phuck is Brickfield, this time sure dem sia sui d". So I dropped the blind man at the information counter and the guy was kind enough to help then I leave ASAP.

Just got my PC before I came back today, yay.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

THE Dem Cun Ecard

Today is my roomie's birthday.

After wishing him for more than half an hour then only he replied, only one explanation... dota.

At first we wanna have dinner with him tonight and celebrate but he kononnya very busy wor. And he asked not to buy present and said sending a card is enough.

I think cards are expensive, especially those from Memory Lane and Hallmark, damn con! And choosing those Ecard templates from the net is far to easy so I decided to show my sincerity by making my very own Ecard!

Walla!

 

Happy Birthday Roomie

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Story of the Stupid Dog Part 2

Currently staying in aunt's place in PJ. She has this stupid dog, coward, no balls and suk chun during thunderstorm, did I mentioned "no balls"?

Its been awhile that I didn't use coarse phrases in my blog, but today I just couldn't resist it. I would say this is so far yet the best Momofofo reviving come back post.

It was raining heavily yesterday when I came back. Due to excessive suk chunness, that damn stupid dog keep banging its head to the auto gate and surprisingly the gate opened. I guess thats how dogs become stupid, keep banging. Luckily I managed to stop the stupid dog from coming out or else I will have a hard time chasing it in the rain.

Later when I tried to enter the house, it rushed into the house and hid behind the sofa, shit. I took its chain to walk it out, it struggled and the collar went loose then it went back to the sofa. In the end I decided to carry the dog and threw it out of the house, god dammit dirtied my Guess tee.

 

moments later I found out that it trashed my umbrella, damn dog

Today, I'm supposed to have lunch with my kawan-kawan and guessed what, *all ffk.

Bad day? Not yet.

It was drizzling outside, I was watching Sui Yue Fong Yun in the guest room behind the house. The stupid dog was scratching the sliding window wanting attention so I went to the living room, look at the it and it look back with pity eyes... and I closed the curtain, ignoring it.

Went back to the room to continue my Sue Yue Fong Yun, the dog came to the back of the house calling for me through the window, jumping on the wall and biting everything on its way. Then I saw a spark and my 'Sui Yue Fong Yun' turns into 'Hei (dark) Yue Fong Yun', I was like phuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

it phucking bit the water pump power line and the house gone blackout

I went out furiously cursed the stupid dog then chained it with its spider friend beside the ping pong table.

 

looks like Doom 3, after fragging a few monsters I then went to turn on the power

because the pump powers all the water in the house, most of the taps will not have water... good job stupid dog

 

*no dinner for you tonight

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Microwave Genting Trip

Had our Microwave course gathering again like any other end of trimester, this time we paid a visit to Uncle Lim.

We took the RM 26 package ( bus & cable car ticket for the day + outdoor themepark/buffet lunch) up from KL Sentral, kinda worthy because if u gonna buy the outdoor themepark ticket on the spot, it cost RM 30+.

 

Group picture ( from top to bottom ): me, PhayHua, SeeYin, Suchen, YauWai, WeiJin, Sun and stranger.

Just kidding, thats Gary, our cameraman from the Tele course, double kidding haha. It was a great surprise that it didn't rain this time even though SuChen was here.

 

Even though it was a Friday, Genting was so *crowded that day and thats the only ride we played.

After themeparking, we went back to the hotel for a nap and had dinner at Ummm Yum Yum Bak Kut Teh in First World, spent RM 20 for a one serving Ummm Suck Suck bak kut teh. After Ummm Suck Sucking, we went for Uncle Lim's Give-Me-More-Money-Foundation.

 

Last photo before leaving the 'Entertainment City'

The funny part of the day was Gary locked SuChen inside the merry go round door in front of the hotel lobby.

It was raining that day, so we decided to go down earlier. On the way down, the cable car slowed down due to the weather. After buying a few snacks in the station we went down for our bus and we queue at the wrong platform and got scolded noob by an experienced uncle, shit.

 

Guess who we met in the platform, small hill isn't it?

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Just watched Planet Terror, recommended for all action movie goers.

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Wireless Transceiver Design Part 1

paiseh, upload my fyp slides here 1st juz in case my thumbdrive wont work on presentation day. wish me good luck

BK Chung didn't screw me but my hardware couldn't work during the demo. I guess sometimes, it happens when everything goes too well, longpiak

download slides (pdf)

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Momofofo is dead?

Still no new posts?

Take a look at the poll on your right, 50% out of ONLY 4 VOTERS said that "Momofofo is dead".

Okay, just to cheer u guys a little, I tell ya what happened 2 days ago. My housemates and I were playing Dota, all of us randomed. Yes, thats kinda lansi and guess what the opponents did?

All five of them picked combo heroes and we got owned like a bunch of pucking noobs, yes OMG... we were sooo need to write report for our clan chieftain.

Then as usual, after a game we will dc from blueserver and we are required to reconnect but we couldn't. So Alan rehearsed a few lines of pucking the operators before calling 100. Alan called and asked the operator to dc us from their server so that we could connect.

Operator: "Soli la encik, akaun anda kena suspend."
Alan: "Suspend??? MENGAPA KENA SUSPEND?"

Operator: "Encik tak bayar bill la."
Alan: "APA TAK BAYAR BILL?"
while asking Zong that did he pay the bills

and Zong replied haven't, LOL
Alan back to the operator: "Saya tak dapat cari bill la, saya call back later."

and he never call back anymore, LOL

Saturday, August 25, 2007

The Number 23

  • First, Momofofo would like to wish the the owner of the-never-ending-loading-blog Happy Birthday.


  • To recover my dying blog, I decided to sacrifice my hair to blog bout it.

    Engz went to borrow the machine from his friend for my big project.

    When he asked how short I want it be. I chose number 23 because

    1 + 2 is 3,
    2 + 1 is also 3 and
    3 + 0 is coincidently 3, this is totally dumb.

    I have 3 pairs of shoes
    I have 3 toothbrushes in my toilet,
    I have 3 glasses,
    ...
    I even wrote 3 fulls stop to say bla bla bla, this is insanely dumb.

    At first, I was He-man...


    without the master of the universe.

    Here we go...


    I pulled out my dining chair and he cut my hair outside of the corridor.


    the battery died halfway after I cut one side of my hair, swt.

    So we went to charge the machine for 30 mins and continued our journey...


    Cam-whoring infront of the mirror like urh when the battery died again after he cut the other side of my hair, swt X2


    We are kinda fed up of it, so we decided to watch Fracture by Anthony hopkins while waiting for the machine to charge. 40 mins later...


    the battery died for the third time because my hair WAS too thick, swt X3


    we decided to cut my hair using scissors first so it will be easier for the machine to go. Then we continued Fracture while waiting for the battery to charge.



    after the BIG project, this sounds not right but I had many hairs on the floor. Strictly NO pubes.


    Final product.


    The End of Number 23

    Sunday, August 19, 2007

    MMU Convofest Day 2

    Following my blogging tradition, I blog during time I should be studying.

    Kinda in the boring sial mood, so I decided start my Picasa to find something to blog. And the first album I saw was the MMU Convofest Photos. Sorry to the dudes in Convofest Day 1 which I do not have any of the photos and I'm lazy to steal photos from the-never-ending-loading-blog. DI do not have *any dudes on day 3, I can only think of Skywalker which makes me wonder that did he went for his convo. * indicates might have.

    Heavy rain on day 2, Convofest was a havoc. I can say that these 3 days of Convofest are the days where MMU has the most people and cockroaches in campus. Dozens of mushrooms and leeches gathered outside of the campus selling flowers and Pikachus to no-hearted-friends who came to celebrate friends' graduation empty handed.

    Our first thought at first was, its easy to find HHK and Someone (Eunice) is hard to find. We were wrong.


    Someone was smart enough to stand at the FIT corridor which anyone could easily notice her.

    My role of day 2 was help Kalai carry his flowers. I carried them the whole day because we could not find HHK. It was a good exercise, my biceps gained noticeably 0.1 mm.



    had pictures with HanLun and busy Eunice again in the process because we could not find HHK.


    after hours, we found YuJin and guess what...

    He doesn't know where his gf was, lol.


    and took photos with HHK's housemate WanLei and one of our Engsoc big sisters, MingChu (Not related/named after to the SK coffeeshop owner).


    then I met Gusman. Sorry that I didn't show mercy in the Dota game during the holidays. I couldn't resist pawning u, no hard feelings :P


    finally, HHK decided to show up.

    Yes, we did not had a Haagen Daz Clan graduation photo :(

    I only have photos from Kalai. If u guys do have tiny me in your photos, please do send to me :) Momofofo would like to wish all graduated MMU students good luck and take care.

    Tuesday, August 14, 2007

    Vacancy (2007)

  • Currently back in Cyberjaya, momofofo would like to congratulate all graduated MMU students, the ending of campus life is the beginning of a miserable life, good luck.


  • This is not my 2007 vacancy plans but the movie Vacancy by Kate Beckinsale and whoever.



    this movie (yahoo movie main page) was removed from our local cinemas a week ago. Watched it last weekend, typical house of wax lame-o movie. The only reason why we wanna watch this movie is... KATE BECKINSALE, and no other reasons. Kinda thrilling in some moments for a six person movie if u don't count the other six sohai kelefes who got noobified in the video tape.

    If u missed it in cinemas, u can proceed to Piratebay's Vacancy[2007]DvDrip.AC3[Eng]-aXXo with its English subtitles from opensubtitles.org.

    A friendly reminder from momofofo, please stick to the interstate while road tripping, u would not wanna end up noobified like whoever in the movie.

    Thursday, August 09, 2007

    Poll: momofofo is...

    Too free til I'm actually playing with Blogger's new widgets, first I added the new search bar (and removed the one I made) which is quite cool that u can actually search within your blog, links from your blog and your friend's blog listed in your sidebar too.


    lets say I search for "peh", hmmm... Peh appears in almost all category of blogs except for Malacca and my family, can't imagine if he enters my family's blog, omg.

    Second, I tried the poll...



    momofofo is...


    if u think momofofo is dumb, please vote "dead."


    otherwise please donate a McFlurry to my momofofo McFlurry Foundation (mMF). I think u can just go ahead voting the "dead.".

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