last season count: 32 posts
this season count: 16 posts :( this blog gonna die soon like the oc 2nd season
New Clowns: K WONG=tzerhaur, SALIKA=saritha, CUTIECOMPACT=bengkhim, WHAT IS TELCO's fren=alex, PONG=gzewei, MR. CHARITY=seemean, GOLDFLY=kimfei
Name changes: PRESIDENT=sun, DROW-RANGER=wong2, DIZZY=suchen
Exam Week (Sept 29th - Oct 6th)
dont wanna talk bout it, DWTU
(Dont Want Tell U is registered trademarks of zongz's Xanga Site)
Evening of Oct 6th (Thu), 4.30pm = MeRdEkA mErDeKa MeRdEka~!!!
finally we are going new paris~!!! the greatest success of this trip is that all ScReWdRiVeRz and co had full attendance~!!! without THE-BAD-SLUT of coz... he was fired beginning of the season... our under probation clanmate, BUAYA is here along with representative from SpAnAr Clan, ENTAO kia and representative from FaTaLeRoR Clan, NOVEMBER :)
Pak Suk Kong, yum yum :P
i do believe everyone has a role in this program... my role is to be a TRANSPORTER. since Transporter 3 is not filmed in france nor america but Kuala Lumpuh, the producers decided to cut cost... the main diff is that im no driving an audi nor a lambo but a lau peh chia butterfly :((
Day Before AEP(Oct 10th - Sun)
after packed my bags, oh my phone bat almost dead... will charge it in the hotel so i went to hostel for briefing...
Mission: Transport The PRESIDENT and his secretary, DIZZY from Cyberyaya to Pearl International.
so we reached, checked in... not bad for a downgraded four star hotel (currently 3 star) but the prob is i cant cucuk my 2 pin plug phone charger into the 3 pin port :| how can u expect me to give a good verdict if this sh hotel dont even allow me to charge me dem phone~!!!
so i went down to the carpark to get the rest of my formal clothes, took my clothes so i followed the nearest elevator up to lobby, to my surprise... its lobby but its a shopping complex lobby instead of the hotel lobby... omfg im phucking lost!!! so stupid me holding 7 hangers of formal clothes on the left hand while a box of iron on my right hand... hopped to the nearest shop and asked the auntie how to get to the hotel lobby... its in the other end of the complex... so pity me walk thru the complex with my hands full of stuffs... paiseh ni :->
dinner, buffet is not bad :)
so far no one wanna room with me, hurray i pao-ed the whole room. since we are leaving at 830 tmr, so gotta sleep early and wake up early. so locked the door and slept quite early tonight. Midnight 12am, my wonderful dream (its dry incase u guyz are wondering) was disturbed by some mofo banging my room door... then i went to take a look, oh its WHAT-IS-TELCO's fren... ya... hes my roomie
Day 1 (Oct 11th - Mon)
buffet breakfast, cun cun... so since all of the cyberyayaz know each other, 8 of us sat one table, then suddenly we notice a table opposite us with four were always staring at us... so what we did???
of coz la we STARE BACK~!!! they are the malakan four
so off we go to Macis in subang hitech with a hotel van... a kia
Ven's Tip: whenever u are in van, never EVER sit facing backwards... u gonna puke all the way to subang hitech
reached subang hitech, entered the boardroom to meet Miss NEELA Trump :) so 12 of us (K WONG, SALIKA,CUTIE COMPACT, WHAT IS TELCO's fren, PONG, MR. CHARITY, GOLDFLY, PRESIDENT, DIZZY, DROWRANGER, IMBA and me) were split into 2 groups: the BOOKSMARTz and the ASS SMARTz
our program leader: WHAT IS TELCO's fren
our groupleaders: PONG (BOOKSMART leader currently using digi line) and WHAT IS TELCO's fren (ASS SMART leader currently using celcom line)
this sounds convincing neither of our Macis leader is using Macis line :P
So the program started, Mr Siva came in and showed us presentation slides... OMFG... i had enough of presentation slides for the whole sem and now over and over AGAINNN???
this program is dem cun, we got 2 dollar coupon for lunch in SHT... free buffet breakfast and dinner, not to mention the free accomo... 'basically' dont need to spend money in this program if u are dem good in taking ONLY 2 dollar chap fan from the canteen every lunch
the plan is like this, eat KAW KAW during the breakfast buffet then eat the trophy ice cream ONLY (trust me, u really deserve a trophy for this) then when balik from work, eat KAW KAW during the dinner buffet
after lunch, Mr Siva brought us to 'NVM' center to take a look, showed us how boring working in Macis and how the workers there spend their time infront of the super cun dell lcd chatting ym. oh ya, if u guys are wondering what is 'NVM', 'NVM' means NeVerMind
so in the end of the day, all of us guai guai buat report PROGRAM LEADER SAID MUST WRITE 2 PAGES~!!!
Day 2 (Oct 11th - Tue)
next morning, all of us guai~ guai~ handed up one stack of report to Ms NEELA then she said dont need to buat report de la after program ni write 2 pages send to her can d. all of us sohai sohai follow that gao~ gao~ program leader, kononnya WHAT IS TELCO's fren
Today we had TOC from Pn. Heriati. Dont ask me bout whats TOC, i was busy fishing that day :P
to celebrate our sohainess we went to mv to watch flightplan :)
the next morning, everyone couldnt wake up for breakfast, LOL
Day 4 (Oct 13th - Thu)
today we had IN lessons from Victor N. some imba fella kononnya... suddenly this mofo talk so much of IEE, promoting how good IEE is and how cun to be a professional engineer... then the dark side revealed... hes some chief editor in the IEE newsletter
this is a good example of 'POP-UPS' u can find in the street... giving u advertisements which u dont wanna bother!!!
then this mofo talk so much that he couldnt finish and we missed our lunch... and canteen no more food :(( and that SMART ASS leader suggested we walk to the coffee shop 5 blocks away... omg in the hot sun??? u WHAT IS TELCO's fren better GFY... so we had trophies to celebrate how hungry we were becoz of that VICTOR!!!
breakfast and dinner buffets started to get dem boring d... they switched from chicken rendang to beef rendang to ikan rendang to sotong rendang to pasta rendang... omfg
Day 5 (Oct 14th - Fri)
stationed in sunway instead of SHT, yay~!!!
and we gotta take the senior's toyota van coz yesterday 'someone' vomitted in the van :P i wonder which serior will vomit :P
so we walked to sunway pyramid for lunch but no 2 buck coupon :(
on the way we took a Macis AEP family photo without DROW-RANGER
from left to right: CUTIE, SALIKA, PRESIDENT, GOLDFLY, MR. CHARITY, PONG, K WONG, me, WHAT IS TELCO's fren, DIZZY and IMBA~
after walking around, the mmu tradition = undecisive of settling down where to eat... PRESIDENT and secretary went for shishiking, some fedup d ended up in mcd =)) some kim gary... cilabang, K-WONG, DROW and GOLDFLY ni tak panggil... so me ended up in ichiban ramen eating unadon, hehehe
after lunch we had this SYPOSIUM about '3G' by some 'respected' DR fella. so i remembered the night before, IMBA and DIZZY asked what to wear and i replied, its a SYMPOSIUM and the speaker is a DR, we must respect him... cannot wear jeans and sport shoe, must wear full formal~!!! so they did wear full formal :)
the diff between 2g and 3g is its content, thats so true
the presentation title is 3g but the content not bout 3g... wtf
the best part is that in the end of the presentation, this DR fella actually got confused by himself =)) im very sorry girlz... some DR... DUNNIT TO RESPECT DE!!!
after dinner, some went back...
and the others stayed for 'meeting'
Bkt Binatang Day (Oct 15th - Sat)
good morning sunshine :) its saturday but we waked up freaking early... for the free buffet breakfast :P so after our breakfast, IMBA came backed to the hotel with her WMT aka IMBA mobil to fetch us to timesquare in bkt binatang :) im off duty as transporter for one day!!! hahaha
we had teppanyaki for lunch... neh remember the sucky yucky shop back in finding adiprene in season 1
PRESIDENT ordered the sucky yucky...
PRESIDENT's verdict: sucky yucky is sucky yucky... all vege de
then suddenly I MISS KUNGFU showed up drinking finish SALIKA's drink and punching IMBA... too much, pity SALIKA had to ordered herself a new drink. after lunch we went to watch sound of thunder... dem cun sial... i will show u the peh's two thumbs up~!!!
moral of the story: dont kill butterfly
1 Utama Day (Oct 16th - Sun)
wanted to bring these guyz to sunrise roasted duck... malou... dem full again... this is the !@#$%^% 3rd time i missed the roast duck... ended up we eat the chap fan beside :((
so we went 1U, took us 30 min to find one parking place... so we (GOLDFLY, MR CHARITY, PRESIDENT, DIZZY and me) went to bowl without K WONG while SALIKA and CUTIE went to shop. after that we played pool and foosball :) and we missed the miss malaysia charity show in the centre court, omg i cant believe i just missed it :((
Day 6 (Oct 17th - Mon)
so i was fishing during the whole program...
at night, we went to mv for bowling coz K WONG beh shiok he didnt play with us that day, haha... siao siao all of them diam diam... all pro bowler ni... this is the first time in my life i scored 90 and its DROW's first time to bowl and she sucker scored 89, too much... how convincing and how disappointing
SALIKA, IMBA, DROW, PRESIDENT, K WONG, PONG, me, GOLDFLY, MR CHARITY and WHAT IS TELCO's fren :)
K WONG gonna kill someone if he drops his balls :P
after that we went for pool sommore :D
and like that day, we couldnt wake up for breakfast :P
Day 7 (Oct 18th - TUE)
today we had lessons from Chris Chew about macis products and he showed us the mblog services from macis, where he took our photo with his fon, blog it and post it
THE ONLY FULL MACIS FAMILY PHOTO, thx 2 chris
HUMAN, IMBA, me, K WONG, DIZZY, PONG, SALIKA, GOLDFLY, CUTIE, MR CHARITY, WHAT IS TELCO's fren and THE PRESIDENT
that nite we went to steven's corner in oug, ya the place where the ScReWdRiVeRz promised to bring me there every sem break which NEVER!!!
Last Day = Day 9 (Oct 20th - THU)
this program is dem shiok, since 1st oct macis no sat work and tomorrow, fri is holiday sommore. it became 9 days program and we still get paid the same amount...untung sial :D
we had some presentation... and since no one bothers to teach us anything anymore... we ended early and we went redbox... omg all of this Macis ppl diam diam, all of them are k wong sial
after dinner in ming tian we went back to the hotel 'meeting' for the last time
Bye Bye AEP (Oct 21st - FRI)
hapi bd 2 u, hapi bd 2 u,
hapi bd 2 DEGIL, hapi bd 2 u :)
PRESIDENT, DIZZY and me went mv for lunch and then we went back cyber... and he left 20 bucks in my car... too much... really treated me as taxi driver ni :((
so i packed my stuff and went to my aunt's place
Hapi belated bd DEGIL (Oct 22nd)
went to repair my butterfly, so the mechanic jacked up my car then suddenly theres no power and my car stucked 6 feet above for like 3 hours... omfg
i waited phucking 3 hours for the car to come down, then PEHBOY came and we went 1U to bowl, we tried so hard to play nicely but that faker DEGIL cincai cincai play also owned us with 150++... thats encouraging :(
after that we watched doom
WARNING: doom is strictly for FPS fans only, dont bring ur gal to watch... she gonna phucking kill ya for this movie
we went to murni for dinner :) BEHBOY suggested we go mmorpg in ss2 to dota... fuiyo kononnya sponsor for blue server, their com should be dem cun de but instead they lag like hell and the only thing cun in the cafe are the chics... peh ni... NEVER TRUST PEH!!!
Balik Kampong (Oct 24th - Mon)
early morning i followed my unc to have breakfast with him somewhere near masjid jamek, he brought me to an indian food (some imba indian chain all around the world de la). then he told me this imba capati dem cun de so he ordered for me... so i took my first bite... oh phuck, phucking spicy... then my unc asked "hey do u eat spicy food wan arrr?" then i tahan my tougue and replied "ya, i love them"
after the 'wonderful' breakfast, i went to buy the ticket for the earliest bus... and theres only 5 person in the bus, lol then we stopped at jalan duta to pick up another 4 passengers... haha only 9 person in the bus... this mofo driver drove freaking slow... 2pm only reach
and my mom cooked my fav sweet and sour fish for me :D
so my bro and sis started complaining that everytime i come back sure got nice food to eat and when im gone they have to eat chicken rice and porridge :P
KAYU DAY (Oct 27th - THU)
went kayu with TEECEEBEE, yinching and jiasheng :)
and my bro waited for me to dota at 1am while hes having spm, hahaha
and thats why i kena halau dari rumah :P
Bye bye Penang (Oct 30th - SUN)
the night before i saw the newly release quake4... i wanna buy~!!! but dad dun allow coz bro spm :((
so we are going for a pd stay one night, to jb take car to singapore :)
my bro didnt join us coz he need to go to tuition worrr... budak celaka ni kononnya got chic drive him to tuition!!!
so we reached pd, me and my dad went to play golf in palm spring... frankly the course there dem suck and i rili do mean it... no upkeep and weeds all around but the tiara resort opposite it roXxX... we went to the bistro after dinner, we drank and played foosball...
so theres no coins for us to play the foosball machine, so my dad paid the cashier and he lifted up the machine to take the balls out... and we noticed theres no lock for the machine, kekeke... so after we finished the balls... my mum stood infront to cover up and we lifted the machine ourself and play for another few rounds :P
Singapore here we come!!! (Oct 31st - Mon)
the morning, we went to some mamak to have breakfast... and then i started complaining bout the phucking flies around... then my dad asked me do i know whats famous in pd... i rili no idea... then my dad answered FLIES, lol... soli to my fella friends from pd but its true :P
so we went to johor, ate at some place called zhunin or something and we went to my dad's hotel, eden garden, roXxX~!!! theres a duty free complex beside it sommore. so we took a chartered car to singapore for 120 bucks to meet my niece :D
'Shopping Day'(Nov 1st - TUE)
we went to the raffles
my niece, isnt she cute :)
then we went merlion
my sis, mum and me with the merlion
me, my niece, my cousin's husband, my cousin and my sis
me and my sis in some cultural shit center
so we went to taka in orchard road... my opinion is dont shop in singapore!!! now i know why my dad dont wanna come singapore... everything is phucking expensive... singapore is a nono to me
so we entered LV shop, the LV in malaysia is like no people wan but the LV in singapore is like some pasar malam like that, dem packed... my mum was looking for this bag and it cost 900 bucks so i was like thinking since when LV is so dem cheap... then only i realise its in sing dollar, crap...
so poor me came back empty handed :(
Discovery Day (Nov 2nd - WED)
today we went science centre... u know when u bring kids ( i meant my sis :P ) around u need to bring them to some educational stuffs which they wont understand no shit and they wont bother :P
so the only beneficial thing i did for the day is to
leave a middle finger mark in this metal crap thing
i wanna go home :(( singapore suXxX
Hokkien Char (Nov 5th - SAT)
rot at home, then went yumcha with PUSSY SLUT, TURTLE and DEGIL... but murni tutup so we went all the way to jalan 222 for hokkien char... so this 3 mofoz told me the stories of ipoh trip which they had fun WITHOUT ME :(( we laughed non stop :)
oh ya, i forgotten to tell u guyz that PUSSY SLUT treated us the Hokkien Char coz hes very bery hapi this sem, dunno why horrr :P
FUZZY Raya Visit (Nov 7th - FRI)
Guest clown: PAGAR = phagat
my aunt tapaoed chap fan for lunch: bak coh , vege, tauhu... omg im like semi vegetarian d :((
then PEHBOY came and fetch me to 15 for lunch at tomyam chao fan :) and we caught DEGIL at 15 buying 3 hours of dota game i guess, which he said he retired the night before =))
so we went to cheras and meet FUZZY and the projet there, so we went uphill... downhill... then we stopped.., then FUZZY said SHERY and JYHI are at the lrt station 10 blocks away... so we went uphill... downhill... all the way to tasik selatan to pick them and PAGAR :) and we passed the projet AGAINNN... then uphill AGAINNN... downhill AGAINNN... and theres so many freaking bumps... i feel like puking d la... if im the driver instead of peh... i'd drove back to 15 d lo... FUZZY's house is like freaking far weiiiiii...
then we reached his house, met his mom... nice person... and we ate malay food which we have no idea how to eat :P only thing nice is the cornflakes cookie which the 4 year old niece buat de... PUSSY's favourite niece, lol :P then they joked bout the excosism of a lime in front of FUZZY house
later on, we went to mv and we watched duckling little :) this is the Ven's two thumbs up NOT PEH's