Friday, March 31, 2006

425 Gifts from E-Run

i didnt join erun, but i read it from my fellow friend, pucat's blog



erun which she didnt go also... but still got things to blog out of it

and she kinda love the gifts they gave



kaw lot of gifts ler, 12 bucks for all these is really really pangi goat tuate



minus off those rubbish gifts they gave, will only left



the BEST from the best sponsor, rakan muda is really good in finding sponsors

which they expected that candidates will have sex after a tiring day of marathon

the NO word reminds me that a year ago, i was 'cheated' by my old friend to go this 'rave' party back in pearl of orient. oh yes... the party was also sponsored by our great uncle durex and they had this miss durex thingy... which guys will vote for their durex 'queen' with sms, and the future miss durex are suppose to complete the slogan "when i have sex... i will practice safe sex blah blah blah", which i wonder whether it did happen during erun.

so i went back home with the condom of cause. knowing that i wont be 'needing' it (which u know why :( ) i gotta find a way to get rid of it. if i threw it in the rubbish bin, the last thing i wanna know is that my mum is asking who's condom was that. so i decided to put in my bro's wallet. the next morning, a sunday, a family day... when we were about to leave home, i was tieing my shoe laces and my bro came out from the room with a ffff you look :P

the last time i went back for tri break, THE CONDOM is still on the table

424 Vacancy for Pornstar

was busy 'reading' ecp til my 'good' housemate send me an 'interesting' forward ym msg



better view of it



job description
title: pornstar (male/female) i believe male applicants overnumbered females
race: preferably chinese but malay/indian also can racist producers
allowance: free meal, make-up + hair-do, transportation, entrance fee to genting not bad ler
requirements: can act + cry what type of porno requires crying?
pay: RM60 for desperate virgins, its not about the money

contact: neesa

Sunday, March 26, 2006

423 The 'Brinjal' Muffin Story

having a bad time reading the ecp 'sejarah' paper til my 'bestest' friend Miss FEBRUARY ym-ed me and say she got 'hou yeh' to 'yik' me :)

so i rushed to her place to take the 'hou yeh'... and she gave me 4 muffins. 1 suppose to be for PUSSY SLUT cause he rescued them from 'that' incident. and since my house got another 3 person, i 'beh paiseh' asked another one for my another housemate... so i had 4 + 1 = 5 , lefting the BAD ROOMIE out :))

so i brought them home and all of us enjoyed the muffin :)


by the looks of it, with the round round thingy on top

let me guess, brinjal muffin

for more info please check out



Banana Coffee Muffin in kampungboycitygal

422 Hassan Ass Raise Price Again!!!

when hassan ass first started in cyberjaya, 2 years ago...
nasi putih + ayam kicap + sayur = RM4.20 :)

six months ago, fuel price increased, good excuse to raise their price.
the same old nasi putih + ayam kicap + sayur = RM4.70 d :(

two weeks ago, my last eating in hassans... same old thingy, price was still RM4.70

today,
still the same old nasi putih + ayam kicap + sayur thingy = RM5.00 :((

all thanks to the 30 cents fuel increase, giving excuses for blood sucking businessmen to hike up their price. my RM50 fuel tank can barely run 260km compare to 330km previously. and i still failed to get a pay raise from my lovely 'sposors' (parents) :(

thx to Mr. Gov im adapting too well to it.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

421 Carnival of Japan @ Multimedia University Cyberjaya

Carnival of Japan in Multimedia University Cyberjaya


taken from KampungboyCitygal
click to view pictures of YUMMY FOODS and HOT CHIX in kimono~!!!

Bulletin from MMU

JCS :: Carnival of Japan 2005/2006

Minna-san konnichiwa,
Greetings to all MMU students,

Japanese Cultural Society ( JCS ) MMU Cyber is proudly to announce that we will organizing an event called "Carnival of Japan 05/06" on next coming Tuesday till Thursday. The objective of this event is to introduce and promote the Japanese culture to all the MMU community.

Must visit and join our exhibition, food fair, photo taking session and also games during the Carnival!! Freebies will be given out too! Exhibition will consist of Japan's cultural items which estimated cost around 1.5 MILLION YEN!!!

As for the Photo Taking session, you will get to wear the Japanese traditional wear to take nice photos. make sure you are HOT!!!Who is taking it? Don't worry! We got experience photographer to take the photos for you! As you need to do is just pay for RM10 for member and RM12 for non-member for the photo taking and we burn the photos into CD for you FOR FREE OF CHARGE!!!


Below are the de tails of the event:
Theme : Carnival of Japan
Date : 21st, 22nd, and 23rd 2006 Today Last Day liao~!!!
Time: 10 am to 5 pm
Venue : In front FOE Foyer


Thank you.
We hope to see you there!


For any inquiries please contact:
Siew Mei YM! smay_2008 017-3636353 <--- call the girl, fon number is there d
Chuin Hao YM! chuinhao10 016-7445384 just dont bother the guy


Regards,
Japanese Cultural Society
Multimedia University (Cyberjaya)

E-Run coming this saturday


click for more information

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

420 Rubbish Piling on Bridge (EA2 & Cyberia)

after class YESTERDAY, it was about to rain... so i rushed out of class and walked back home for my 6pm drama. so when i reached the staff's apartment, theres this do-not-cross line. every walkers were like ffff it la, so we went through the line, walked through those muddy path. then i saw those walkers standing there looking...

then TODAY's bulletin


from bulletin.mmu.edu.my

oooOOOooo... bridge under maintainence



LATE notice... can't you guys post it the day it happen? please don't give lame excuses like 'oh my com lagging, cannot post on time'.

so we had to walked all the way though outside... longggggggggg way, then we took a peep on what really happened to the bridge



hmmm... it looks more like rubbish piling to me



you made me missed my 6pm drama :(

Sunday, March 19, 2006

419 What To Do When U R Stuck In Cyberia Lift

so what to do when you are stuck in the cyberia lift?

not to worry, the emergency number and who to call is pasted in the lift



EMERGENCY NUMBER: 03-2073 3199 (24 hours, dunno true or not)



but the problem is, theres no line inside the lift, how are you gonna call this 'emergency number'?

not to worry again, you can still shout and press the ring ring button and the person outside 'might' (with ' ' cause maybe he duwanna help u) help you. the number is also pasted outside



but the problem is...



the contractors pasted it on the ceiling~!!! dem smart

Thursday, March 16, 2006

419 Kiddie Failed English Test :(

was watching 6pm drama til TCB sent me this interesting picture


from http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/3300/IMG_283305.jpg

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

418 University Turns Into Megamall

The Past

in campus, normally the people who opens a booth in central plaza to sell stuffs are students. pity slaves from society, forced to sell not-sellable merchandise to raise fund for the society's dream which will never come true.

later on, the uni started to bring in mobile provider like celcom and digi to sell their starter packs in campus. they even put ads infront of lecture halls and the library to promote their services.

after that, societies started to follow the admin's footsteps and bring in computer stalls from out of nowhere to sell components in central plaza. first of all, u dunnit a capital to raise money. second, u dunnit to beg people to entertain or buy your merchandise. u earn free money just by doing nothing, easy money.


the mini 'lowyat' wannabe in campus

since bringing in stalls is the easiest way to raise funds, societies bring it to the next level. they bring in concept stores to sell clothes in central plaza


the so-called pasar pagi in campus

the recent entry which came in is optical shop, selling cheap contact lenses (trial pack which is suppose to be free) and selling solution separately. putting cheap kai sunglasses on rayban racks, blah blah blah


the 'focusi pointi' in campus


The Present



omfg, they bring in proton cars to sell in campus~!!! Last 2 years, items sold in central plaza is at most 20 bucks... last year, they raise the bar to $200... today, $120k ~!!! imagine how much buying power the students have these days.

u guys might be wondering, when will mcd come to mmu. the story is they did. according to rumors, in the end of the day, the mcd worker disposed the cooking oil on a tree which is suppose to be the tree planted by our beloved chancellor Tun Siti Hasmah. and the tree died-ed. since then mcd is BANNED from entering our campus because of their 'wise' act

story above is based on rumors, im not too sure myself too. should ask those seniors what happened those days

Sunday, March 12, 2006

417 CCNA are for losers ONLY

last 2 sems, gamma 1st sem... i didnt join any society or events this academic year so i picked up a few stuffs to do... mmu fencing (which i died-ed last sem) and CCNA which PUSSY SLUT asked me to join him there. since i nothing to do for this academic year, why not join him and really do 'something' other than meeting my fellow friends in blue server.

extra info:
mmu is selected to be a Regional/Local Networking Academy by cisco to 'train' ppl. official CCNA site here.

in class, our lecturer, KKC said in class that CCNA is the key for job employment. he SAID horrr in FOE itself, graduating rate is more than 700 ppl a year and there are 14 tertiary in malaysia itself multiply with abc other uni in the whole world. there are like 700 X 14 X abc graduates in the whole world, how are you going to compete with them??? the answer is CCNA worrr...

now is 3rd sem of gamma, and im taking the 2nd part of CCNA. CCNA is splited into 4 parts, taken only on 4 long sems which total cost of RM2780 without cert exam fees. as for this sem, we are required to pay RM760 for our course fees.

after i paid it to this lansi clerk in mmu finance.


the lansi clerk's name

i sms-ed my mum telling her i took this extra 'course' and asked for a refund :P no worries, my mum did refund me.

so the story starts here, my dad came back from the states and my mum told him. so he called me up few days later, asked me what is this extra 'course' is all about and i told him its CCNA.

then he was like oooOOOooo, and he told me that...

PSDC conducts this extra 'course'

for free...



wtf im phucking paying $2780 for this ler

and its for local university graduates which cant find a job...

wtf, this is a course taken only by phucking local uni LOSERS and for phucking FREE and i actually paid RM2780 for it.

now i know how i will have a better employment rate, cause i paid to be a LOSER before... super swt-ness

lesson of the day
u know the feeling... the feeling of u thought u did the right thing but actually NOT

Thursday, March 09, 2006

415 say NO to pussy abuse campaign

so i was browsing thru my ym list and i saw our good friend VANILA changed his status...



with status and lady pic like these, hmmm... must be some ho leow like tammy l nyp

so i clicked to see the tammy nyp milf edition. pictures taken from http://chinese.cari.com.my/myforum/viewthread.php?tid=495237



beautiful scenery, sexy ladyyy with her little hello kitty, nice plot :D



placed the kitty on the ground, may the 'action' begin ;)



put the little kitty into the correct 'position', yummy

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due to its content, mmff are restricted to post it here. click the following url for the ho leowness. http://chinese.cari.com.my/myforum/viewthread.php?tid=495237

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these are the campaign template by VANILA


VANILA's choice of template


PUSSY SLUT's choice of template


DEGIL's choice of template


NOVEMBER's choice of template


ROCKLEE's choice of template


dota players' choice of template


my choice of template

please put it in your ym avatar to support our campaign against pussy abuse :)

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

414 aromatic ingredient of vanilla extracted from cattle dung

just like every other week, VANILA skipped today's 4pm class to join the ScReWdRiVeR yumcha session in fcm. DONKEY was talking bout this article from the sun newspaper where some nbtd jap mofoz made vanilla from cow dung

group of researchers has successfully extracted an aromatic ingredient of vanilla from cattle dung, said Miki Tsuruta, a Sekisui Chemical Co. spokeswoman. The extracted ingredient, vanillin, can be used as fragrance in shampoo and candles, she said.

from http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060304/ap_on_sc/cow_dung_gasoline

no wonder vanilla flavored fragrance smell damn good :P

then we soon to notice the 'vanilla' nearest to us...

image removed due to offensive content


then DONKEY said: no wonder VANILA is full of bull shits

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

413 i was SOLDed OUT to Sri Hartamas

previously in Cyberjaya - 412 Terminal 2 sa (Hartamas Prequel)

after the 'wonderful' meal in the sa terminal, peh suggested to go ss2 kei tak sek cause PINEAPPLE didnt go before but the main reason is still the phucking terminal food is phucking sa~!!!

so we droveee all the wayyy to ss2 and found out that kei tak sek is phucking closed, now whos phucking idea is it?

so i suggested we go near near ss2 murni yumcha then go home tido lor, so we went murni... passed the place which suppose to be happening, but to our surprise... no tables on the street and we see a mppj truck waiting to sau uncle murni's ass

then peh called, he said...

he said...

he said...

HE SAID...

lets go sri hartams loo
(u must imagine how peh say it, the semangat~ness to go tone... yaya that tone)

omfg

this fella too much petrol

this fella too much money

this fella too much time

so i agreed since HE IS MY BEST FRIEND, which til now i still dont understand...

yay... we are going sri harmatas, yay yay :(

so we droveee all the way to sri harmatas, on the way we passed thru this tunnel which i ran over a...

dead
yucky
bloody
phucgly
demAWFUL
disgustin
dog

and i said to PUSSY, TOMORROW peh IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE :P



this is the map to be SOULed OUT



so we reached souled out then peh brought us to park at some roadside, a street after soul out (please remember this for further peh zha~ing session)

The Environment



outside or so called the happening place

with no offence, this is a place for ang mor kow and rich kids to have $15 drink yumcha rather than a $1.50 teh ais at the murni ss2.

this is not the place i will come with my friends but i will bring my daddy to come instead so he can pay for all the expensive shit... but to my observation, this is not a place u bring your daddy come yumcha and if u do bring your daddy here, its kinda weird :(

and...



our table is at upstairs or so called the not happening place

frankly, upstairs is not a place to yumcha... the music is so loud and the tv is so small for us to watch the winter olympic compare to the big projector outside. they even have a dance floor with uncles trying to pick up chicks there... sweat

the waitress came and served us, ****1/2 friendly people... far more better than the face black black waitress in the sa Terminal

then we checkout the drinks in the menu...


they have pussies in their menu...


official drink for the screwdriver clan...


drinks for pimp masters


they even have this drink called kilkenny

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only for kennies


Kenny McCormick was in soul out too~!!! omg someone please kill kenny

after that the waitress came with the drinks and the coasters with contents about the place

we are enjoying the place til we sees this

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remember the part i asked u guys to remember for peh zha~ing session?



phuck u peh

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