Sunday, February 20, 2005

118 1st Time 2 Library

epm1016 chap 2 is kaw long wei, too boring so i started to blog this shit.

Date: February 20th, 2005
Midnite:
playing football with SpAnAr at our favourite spot, the tennis field :P it just remind me bout the water patch mofo who ask "is this a tennis court or a football field???" to us its a football field u dumb ass! imagine we spent the first half an hour of the game to search for PLAYBOI's fevernova in the drain, thanks to our contributing star player, CIBAI.

after the game, we went to EGGTART's casino for 'kao lao wui'. EGGTART must have had some fengshui master to checkout his room before we went, this mofo actually swept all our money!!!

back to room, chat with some ppl. then BREEZE told me her 'wonderful' expedition to bukit bintang. she spent $20++ for transport and come back empty handed. hmmm... is this a dejavu? it sounds like finding adiprene, if u guyz forgot bout it. check it out at 109 Finding Adiprene

Morning:
woke up with headache as usual. ate some birdfood and so. then suddenly BREEZE ask me to join her table with VICKY during enite. i remembered the last time she wanted to join my table, i told her to ask peh. this time, i hesitate. if i were hesitate it means im not convince in the choices i have. heres the choices i have.

choice number one:
i join BREEZE in VICKY's front table which i know all of them. i see no prob i that.

choice number two:
i join FAKER's table which 'probably' have chix. i wouldnt mind joining a table which i dunno them. but further thought, our beloved FAKER here has chix. he was acting mysteriously these dayz. he cant make a decision to join us in alamanda. he join us in alamanda cause 'shes not coming.'. let me think whats the outcome if i were to join his table.

outcome number one:
he enjoyed with his chix. left me alone. i wouldnt mind, i stil can go find other friends.

outcome number two:
hey sorry steven, i have no place left for u. can u join other table? if this were to happen, it will phucking piss me off i tel ya

outcome number three:
hey steven, we cant get enough ppl for the table. i joined my friends table already, u go find your own table ok?

ok, it might not this bad. but this is not convincing. up til now, i heard no news from him. what can i do?

finally i chose to join BREEZE in VICKY's table. sometimes risk are not meant to be taken.

Afternoon:
after lunch, i went to library with SpAnAr, hoho~!

kaw lot of familiar faces there, theres EGGTART n his roomie, BREEZE, GRACECHAI, PUCAT, BUMBLEBEE, EA and some mofoz who went for football with us yesterday.

at first i was sitting the table beside of SpAnAr then suddenly PUCAT came to their table, they are flirting around. dem noisy i tell ya. so i decided to sit in the last row. went all the way to the last row, saw some international chix with cun body cuts. then i sat beside a fat mofo. the other side of the table theres BUMBLEBEE's friend whos same class as me. dunno them, but one of them look like a b to me, no comment.

later on, BREEZE came to me with her disney on ice proposal trying to convince me to bring her, GRACE and some mofoz there. frankly, disney on ice is something nice, but going with u girls... hmmm... i dunno what to say. and they wanna go for the ring side ticket. oh am gee its $140++. considering that i was forced to go to enite by ENG~soc, $85 + a nice shirt for enite, $120 + if i were to go disney on ice $140 = $350++ oh am af gee, migod i think i spent like hell for last month, not this month too.

in the middle of boredom, suddenly came a girl, looks not bad... at least convincing walking infront of me finding books. shes walking here and there in front of me. so i decided to take my handphone out and play bounce and meanwhile check her out :P

i decided to sit with SpAnAr back cause im tired d. so i sat back with PLAYBOI and check her out with a different fengshui. then in the end, she found her book. or maybe acting that she found one after a 30min of seduction i guess. she sat down at her place, in front a guy she know. might be her bf or might be some mofo trying to impress her. but it doesnt matter. after a few minutes of chit chatting with ENTAO and CIBAI, i decided to go back to have a nap.

ok lets evaluate studying in library.
advantages:
1. u have friends there, u wont feel lonely.
2. u can ask someone if u dont understand.
3. sometimes theres lui to kap
i think the 3rd one is more important than anything else so let me get started with the disadvantages.

disadvantages:
1. before u get to study, u aledi started sweating after walking there.
2. its noisy when theres some ppl flirting around.
3. u cannot just sleep there if u are tired. my friends do that, but its lame. pls respect yourself!

Nite:
had dinner with SpAnAr at hb4, had some koay teow goreng which looks more like koay teow sup where the sup is minyak cap helang. oh am gee, every mouth i eat i must drink my cincau. imagine how suck it was trying to swallow every bite of your food.

ok summary of the day,
FAKER to the board room.

im very disappointed.

u cant make a decision to join your friends in alamanda.
u join your friends in alamanda cause 'shes not coming.'.
u let your friend doubt bout u over your actions.
u cant even convince your friend to stay at your table in enite.
u let your friend chose to join BREEZE in VICKY's table over your table with chix.

peh, u're FIRED.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

117 saya mengumumkan pembubaran klan screwdriver (BM special)

Hari: Februari 15th, 2005

Tengah Malam:
akhirnya vday dah lalu!!!
PEMBILIK-JAHAT menjadi PEMBILIK-BAIK buat satu hari kerana membeli gigiberus dan colgate bagi i.

1am, i tercekik dengan colgate di kerongkong, i beritau MAKSIAT-JAHAT kalau bole bersin colgate kan kool... tak lama kemudian i bersin colgate

Kelas:
hoho PEMPALSU tak pi clas hari ini, apa dia buat pada vday masih misteri kepada kami
oh am af gee!!! LEVI dan i ada kasut yg sama, dan tali kasut merah yg sama, itu gay sial!!!

Malam:
kami ada kelab bachelor klan ScReWdRiVeR makan malam reunion di alamanda's Rasa... kali ni cuma ada, PENYU, KERDIL, DEGIL n me. kononnya PEMPALSU dah pi dgn ayam.
dgn ayam dia bole pi minez... dgn kami dia bole pi alamanda saja, apa bole buat??? bukan adiprene... kononnya rambutnya!

10pm, saya mengumumkan pembubaran klan screwdriver.

siape punya pasal??? peh punya pasal

116 A Gudboi Story (his very own episode)

Date: February 13th, 2005
Evening: (Diner)
i was watchin smallville b4 diner... til da 'GUDBOI' came n tel his interestin story, yes its annoyin when u r watchin k kreuk n some mofo came n tel ya his mofo storiez. since his story sounds very tohsui, i decided 2 pause kk 2 listen...

once upon a time...
juz b4 cny...
a GUDBOI wanted 2 go bac hometown...
went 2 masjid jamek...
passes mcd...
kena gangbang by robberz...
dragged into mcd...
was bought a drink...
threaten by a penknife n a firehose...
gave them atm cardz...
waited one hour plus...
got bac da atm cardz...
they left...
lost $3.5k .

sometimez... itz juz life...
dis episode is dedicated 2 da gudboi
da mofo wishes u betta luck next time
n hapi vday

Saturday, February 12, 2005

115 Busy Penang

penang used 2 b a quiet n peaceful place... wher u can go wher ever u wan n get wat ever u wan...

but dis cny, its diff... theres phuckin lots of carz around

afternoon:
wanted 2 bring my bro 4 a movie at 5
i took a phuckin hour 2 get 2 gurney plaza~!!!!
n when i reach there, the queue 2 da ticket is even phuckin longer than da jam 2 gurney, mark car hi~!

wif kaw lot of disappointment, we went 2 chopper board 4 a feast. n they dun hav ice... need 2 drink hot water, dem suck wei dis shop!!! den later they serve me wif some stupid rice thingy insde a soup... is like rice + koay teow th'ng = very very suck!!! dem dulan til da hot chix around me oso kenot kool me down

nite:
after diner, me n da family went 2 papa's bos's supa kaw big mansion!!! his mansion is even bigger than lex luthor's uncle house!!! his house is like a bmw showroom, theres 3 seri, 5 seri, 7 seri n a x5 sommore... totally imba~! theres lift inside da house sommore... where each time da lift moves up or down, papa bos need 2 pay 30 cents, lol!!! they hav dis tv room which has kaw da hebat projector, we watched alexander... frankly i lik inspirin movies but dis gay film realli realli very disappointing!!!

luckili TURTLE n DEGIL didnt follow dis round or else wil end up penang trip 3 :P

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

114 CNY Eve (Video Klip Special)

date: Feb 09, 2005
midnite:
da mofo wishes all hapi cny n dun gfy~!

today's weopon:

believ it or not, my mum bought dis 8 feet shit for 15 bucks!!!
n she bought 2, 1 4 us n 1 4 my grandma, lol

my dad threw my sis's slippa thru our beloved manggo tree 2 hang that shit up there n we dared my bro 2 lite it, hehe


heres my very 1st clip in dis mofo blog!!!
http://www.geocities.com/ctsrobotics/blog/firecracker.zip
klik da url abov da dl da file :)

gong xi fa cai
year year got fish :P

Monday, February 07, 2005

113 Penang Trip 2

Previously in Penang Trip:
TURTLE, PLAYBOI, LITTLE TIGER n me went 2 netcity 2 dday... so 'fortunately' its full!!!
then we went all da way 2 1stop's evo 2 cc. evo sux kaw kaw, can u believe tat they r stil using ball mouse??? after tat we saw ppl kiu kai infront of berjaya hotel, lucki TURTLE 2 hav dis type of opportunity :P

Date: Feb 7, 2005
Afternoon:
if u havent forget, i stil hav my stupid ticket wif me. so finalli i can pay my summon in pg's balai. met some nice indian copz, they r so efficient n helpful :)no wonder they r higher rank than those putrajaya dickless mofoz >:X

if u r wonderin how those summon receipt looks like,
da pic is attached below


Nite: da pg trip 2
after some sms, TURTLE, DEGIL n me decided 2 hav pg trip 2: dota in netcity!!! i went all da way up 2 kristal point s2 2 fetch TURTLE, then on da way bac... took wrong road... end up in town... shit... then took wrong road again... crap... realli chain reaction. then we went 2 tanjung 2 get DEGIL. finally we reached netcity, what do u expect... full house!!! mark car hi!!! if PUSSY SLUT knows bout this he sure laugh til lik shit. so we ended up eatin in mamak... n we decided 2 blame peh for all of this.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

112 I Quit Dota

i was talkin bout quitin dota few weeks ago
i did... i quit dota
3 dayz later, i quit dota AGAIN

i promised everyone i wil uninstall dota 2day, i did
believ it or not, da image below is the proof



finally i quit dota

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

111 The Icebreaker

no mofo~ing stori 4 2day

dis pos is all about the char in da previous postz

in 1st time appearance order:
CIBAI = cheeway
THE-BAD-SLUT = engz
PLAYBOI = fabian
FAGER = FAGGER = SWo = siewweeong
FAKER = pehteongkee
EGGTART = chintat
THE-PUSSY-SLUT = huplim
BREEZE = BRIS = priscilla
THE-BAD-ROOMATE = waikit
NOVEMBER = THE-BAD-ROOMMATE's-GOOD-GF
DANGLING-BOOB = adrian
I-MISS-KUNG-FU = boon
LITTLE-TIGER = hsiufuh
PUCAT = peiwan
FUCKI = fookyih
THE-BIG-BOS = tynghuei
BACHELOR-CHUAH = prof chuah
DONKEY-KONG = alan
DEGIL = zong
ENTAO = ping
DR-HYPNOSIS-TAN = tankengteh
GRUMPY-TURTLE = kimtat
ADRENALINE = vivien
FAB = BREEZE's sista
FOTOBOI = akanbo
DECEMBER = NOVEMBER's housemate
GOLD-FISH = charngyee

Guest starz:
THE-BLACK-DICK
THE-CUN-PG-CHIC

Clan names:
ScReWdRiVeRz = THE-BAD-SLUT + THE-PUSSY-SLUT + DONKEY-KONG + DEGIL + GRUMPY-TURTLE + FAKER + da mofo
SpAnArZ = CIBAI + PLAYBOI + EGGTART + DANGLING-BOOBS + I-MISS-KUNG-FU + LITTLE-TIGER + FUCKI+ENTAO
ENG~soc = FAKER + THE-BIG-BOS + ADRENALINE + GOLD-FISH + da mofo
MANDARIN-FRIKz = CLS

note that 'da mofo' is a char in da blog but he is not 'mofo', 'mofo' in dis blog refers to someone, he or she.

no hard feeling guyz
hope dis pos clear all ur question n doubts

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