Saturday, February 25, 2006

412 Terminal 2 sa (Hartamas Prequel)

February 24th, 2006

just came back from class then PUSSY SLUT came to me and say we are going for dinner in puchong, puchong sounds nice... til i know its peh's idea, terminal 2 which he read from some blog... dem 'cun' wor according to him, hong kong kim gary's food which is 'cheaper'

terminal 2 is situated in puchong perdana, which we passed this

penguin tuition centre somewhere in antartica

this is terminal 2, corner shop in somewhere near nowhere

so we sat down, served by the no manners waitress as pictured shown...
those 2 in covered their face, obviously dont want to be associated with this sa terminal

the environment...

all tried to get out of the picture so that no one knows they came this place before

nice bar they have

so we look thru the menu which peh 'claims' that the price is cheaper than kim gary... but to DONKEY's analysis, its even more phucking expensive than that kim gary

then PINEAPPLE started ask peh: "isnt that the blog said that this place sa?


so i ordered pork chop with baked beans

phucking pork chop smaller than 2 inch cost me phucking 12 bucks

do u know why peh likes to come these places?

because they have chap zheng drinks which mix shit with even more shits

this is the only food looks convincing in our table, NOVEMBER's spare ribs (not original but spare)

and for those who ordered set

i phucking pity them if they call that a main course

then BUAYA ordered some weird noodles

which looks like a phucking cendol + soup to me

since the food is not filling for me, so me and peh shared a luncheon meat + cheese toast, which sounds pretty convincing

til its the best con ever in this shop... a RM4.20 2 piece of bread from a 45 buck toaster

Food : * (the higher the better)
Service : -***** (notice the negative)
Price : **** (doesnt fulfill my pangi goat tuate criteria)
Conclusion: sa

after this 'filling' dinner, we went ss2...


411 DONKEY's Egg Breaking Ceremony

February 24th, 2006

me and DONKEY were talking bout this yellowish water in our water bottle, i was saying that the water bottle is old and dirty but he insisted that the water is dirty.

but i still insist the water bottle is dirty, then he fat lan zha open the fridge, took out the water bottle and knock down the egg tray...

he killed every single egg we had :((

we bought it in the begining of the week and we havent ate any of them yet :((

egg count of 10, ngam ngam one box but PUSSY SLUT insisted that DONKEY broke 12 eggs, extra 2 came from somewhere only he knows :P

only evil crime boss will laugh when he commits a crime

the problem now is, how to clean up this mess...

now is the time he feels guilty d =))

then he thought of taking those old newspaper outside to suck all the egg yokes

after a few piece of newspaper with alot of effort...

he scrambled the 10 eggs, yummy... nice try pal

Thursday, February 23, 2006

410 The MMU Cyber Medical Centre Visit

was sick these few days so i went to the mmu clinic,

guess what...

its the all new MMU CYBER MEDICAL CENTRE, seems like quite sometime im not sick d :P

and the best part of the story is

they dont phucking accept the hla card~!!! wtf???

ask me to phucking renew and now they dont phucking accept anymore???

hmmm... i paid RM223 to see doctor once... dem phucking worthy

what to do, sick ma... still need to see doctor ma go register and pay my own medical bills lo :( so while waiting to be called, me and my housemates check out the place... nice wallpaper, nice parquet, blah blah blah... looks more like a 'medical centre' already

then we notice this banner thingy

according to the banner... the whole admin building is the 'medical centre'~!!! kaw 'BiG' sial~

and the services provided are blah blah blah...

and they even have pap smear tests for PUSSY SLUT

few minutes later, ive been called into the 'consultation room' to be 'consult'ed. i came out 5 minutes later, and my housemates were like 'thats fast', of coz la flu nia ma not pap smear also.

then i came back home with my RM28 medicines...

my flu pills, twice a day and they give me phucking FIVE ONLY~!!!

so i will be eating it
5/2 = 2.5 days ONLYYY~!!! my flu pills, my miracle pills :(

and the best part is still

the phucking RICOLAs they gave me for my sorethroat

lesson of the day... i phucking paid RM28 for phucking 8 bjis of ricolaz :((

Sunday, February 19, 2006

409 Banjir kat Cyberia Carpark

Februari haribulan 18, 2006

setiap hari sabtu, saya akan ada kelas ccna yang boring. saya nak ucapkan terima kasih kepana k___ k__ c___ kerana bagi peluang untuk saya untuk buat tak apa apa dalam kelas cr3047.

JYHI, PELACUR KUCING dan saya sangat bosan duduk di belakang kelas, JYHI pun lukis lukis gambar famili kami pada masa depan

gambar familiku pada masa depan, saya ada isteri yang tinggi dan ada boobie besar dan saya ada haiwan peliharan yang bernama puki, pussy dan PCC

sebab PELACUR KUCING tu bising bising tak ada gambar famili kerana dia jealous tu, JYHI pun lukis satu bagi dia

gambar famili BESAR PELACUR KUCING pada masa depan

lepas tu JYHI lukis gambar famili rumah ku

selepas 5 jam kelas kebosanan KKC, hujan sangat lebat... kami pun terpaksa lari ke kereta dan semua basah... lepas tu kami balik kat cyberia.. carpark banjir, bagus sekali

banjir kat ground floor carpark

lepas tu, kami sohai sohai pi lower groud pusing satu round untuk ambil gambar

banjir kat lower ground carpark

air banyak sampai bole nampak reflection kat air

lepas sohai sohai kami pun balik rumah :)

408 Lunch in Ericsson

we were talking bout eating in ericsson since like beta first sem... due to kaw lot of excuses we skip it :( we used to eat in hassan ass on most fridays til today we screw hassan ass :P

front roundabout of ericsson, this place is big

the cafeteria

there are local food, nasi kandar and some western pastas :) they have a friendly cashier (international guy), he said mmu students always have the smile :) and limkokwing students always have the serious look :P mmu RoXxX i guess, lol

my nasi bryani + orange juice = $9

kinda expensive but its tasty compare to fcm and hassans plus the nice environment, we gave ericsson the Peh's Two Thunbs Up Award ,,,,/ -_- \,,,,

407 Monopoly and Beer 2

Previously in Cyberjaya: 405 Monopoly and Beer

February 16th, 2005 (Thursday)

since today i wanted to stock milk, so we went to alamanda to have mcd :)

when we reached mcd, the BAD ROOMIE and NOVEMBER were standing outside of mcd gazing the little 'hard' toy by mcd (since its not soft). and they were complaining why giraf has stripe and zebra has patches instead, feel the gay-ness

after that, we went in the order our food... so i sat in our favourite spot. since we go in 2 cars we had to split into 2 tables, THE BAD ROOMIE and NOVEMBER sat at the 2nd table with their happieee meal, lol... i was laughing all the way :P

few minutes later, NOVEMBER hopped all the way to our table just to tell us that an older guy at the table infront of us then we told her that he sure buy for little daughter wan. not too long after that, the daughter and wife turned up, LOL

her giraf 'having fun' with my duckling :(

after that, i went to carrefour to stock milk and those fellaz went to stock booze :| and here comes the 2nd monopoly and beer post :)

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the beers are theirs, the vsoy is DONKEY's and the goodday milk is mine :P

406 Hapi Birdday Peter

February 15th, 2005 (Wednesday)

today i took a day off as ScReWdRiVeRz to celeb Peter's birdday with SpAnArZ :)

we went all the way to pudu just to eat nice and dem cheap food~!!!

the 'restaurant' doesnt even have a shoplot, they just put some 'atap' in between of 2 shoplots and walla... a so-called 'shoplot'. not to mentioned the DIY 'toilet', a four piece zink put together toilet and u pissed into the drain... no wonder these days, drain in kl are dem smelly

we had 'taufu', black pepper chicken, 'fei chao' fish and vege, yummy :P

and not to forget, the ScReWdRiVeRz had 'not nice' bak kut teh in oldtown pj :P

Thursday, February 16, 2006

405 Monopoly and Beer

Boring Day Gets Wasted - February 9th, 2005 (Thursday)

it was a boring night, everyone is having fun except mofos like us sitting at home waiting for ppl to ajak us to dota. then TURTLE said "lets get some booze", so here comes the mcd - 7evelen trip to 'get some booze' :D

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after a drink in mcd, we went to the 7 eleven behind to 'get some booze'

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4 heineken + 3 carlsberg = 7 happy ppl :P

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the bottle opener, BUAYA and i tipu-ed last year :P

we went to alamanda to get a bottle of wine, then after that we asked the cashier lady that where can we get a bottle opener. and apparently that this cashier is a newbie :P so she said she dont know.

then kuang and i were like "aiya no bottle opener then how arrr???" showing our innocent noobie face :P

then she said "tak apa la"
and walked to the shelf and cut out one of the 'free gift' bottle opener from other more expensive wine and gave it to us :)

and she said "u jangan bagi tau orang ya" LOL

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so we started our monopoly game and start to get 'wasted', LOL

after awhile, NOVEMBER kena owned by PUSSY SLUT, then she beh shiok and siak seng teh drop the bottle of wine on the board

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dirty the board ma clean the board loo

in the end of the game, we got owned by PUSSY SLUT :(

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

404 Porn in Class

Date: February 15th, 2005
Venue: CR2045

just another boring epm class... til the lecturer, Miss Tay on the com with a 'surprising' desktop wallpaper

an 'artistic' wallpaper with a huge 'cannon' upclose

guys are LOL~ing and girls are covering their face with epm notes =))

then Miss Tay came pms and started threatening that those who laugh will take responsible for that 'artistic' wallpaper, how lame :|

Eye Witness
QUIKSILVER: ok ler..thanx anyway...mader today i sit in front can see the farking big cock in front of me. i saw her she panic d lar....everybody laughing...she like nvr see b4

Friday, February 10, 2006

DotA Jump Course for EXTREME Noobs

Update: February 10th, 2005. aka episode 403

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i was browsing in the net, and i tried searching for 'DotA'

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omfg, DotA is actually in the encyclopedia

WARNING: this is just a jump course, u will just get a brief idea wtf your bf is playing and those stupid DotA languages he used while chatting with his friends. to actually 'understand' DotA, u should actually play and feel it by yourself :P

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For the DotA map, two bases are set at opposite corners of the map. In each base is situated a central building known as the Ancient, from which the map derives its name. The goal of the game is to destroy the Ancient of the opposing team and to defend one's own ancient.

simple: top versus bottom

The teams consist of up to five humans, each controlling a single hero, and a computer which controls creeps.

1 team = 5 players, 2 teams = 10 players (normally known as 5 5) in a game or maybe less

Summary of Heroes

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the 'tankers', normally kena 'KS' de (dont worry if u dont understand, DotA language translater will be featured below)

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the 'KS'~ers

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and the smart heroes

The DoTa Language (VERY BERY IMPORTANT!!! girls must read also)

b - Short for "back", used to cue team members to retreat.

when your teammates says 'b' or when u see imbap3h 'b', just follow or u sure kena backstab d wan

rax - Used to signal team members to destroy their opponents' Barracks

BS - Short for backstab. An act of attacking a hero from behind.

farm - This refers to the strategy of exclusively killing creeps in order to purchase better weapons and gain experience faster. More specifically, in the absence of enemy heroes.

gangbang (gb) - the act of multiple heroes converging on one hero to kill that hero.

something like multiple guys raping one HOPELESS little girl

pawn/pwn/own - Generally means 'to kill an enemy hero.' Even more appropriate when the 'owned' hero/player is killed repetitively.

how to use: refer someone who is dominating, OWNAGE

push - Pushing is the main objective of DotA. It is accomplished by staying in a lane and advancing on enemy towers to destroy them.

RMK/RM - Short for remake. Suggests the host to remake the game and for the players to join.

when to use: used when theres leaver(s) in the game
how to use: phucking leavers!!! RMK !!!

ulti - Refers to signaling the usage of a hero's level 6 skill. Also known as ultimate.

pump/pool/stack/feed - the process of team members working together to give items or gold to a single player, especially expensive and powerful items for the purpose of strengthening a particular hero; sometimes seen as bad sportsmanship. In DotA, gold and items can both be given. In Allstars, the feature of giving gold has been disabled. However, you may still give items to your allies in Allstars.

how to use: pump me pump me :P

backdooring/skipping - tactic of going behind the current enemy line, with characters that have teleporting features, such as the Prophet (hero in AllStars), or skills that grant invisibility such as windwalk, and destroying enemy structures without killing creeps first. Clan TDA defines backdooring as initiating an attack on an enemy structure without the presence of supporting creeps, though it is specifically allowed by Clan TDA rules. Many players consider this underhanded to the point of cheating and it is hotly debated as to whether backdooring should be allowed in official games.

not allowed in fair/advantage game in bs3

bs3 - blue server version 3, the place where your bf go to get away from u :P

feeder - Refers to a player who is repeatedly killed by opposing heroes, thus "feeding" those opposing heroes extra experience/gold at a faster rate. Also commonly used to describe a person who commits suicide intentionally to aid the enemy team. A feeder is generally an annoyance or a burden to the team who may ultimately lead to the downfall of their teammates.

when to use: imbap3h dies alot of time to a particular hero (example only :P )
how to use: imbap3h is a feeder, stop feeding

leaver - A player who leaves a game intentionally. Commonly used as an insult to refer to a player who leaves because they dislike a game or its players or because they believe that they cannot win. Generally a leaving player makes it harder for his teammates to win and makes victory by the other team less satisfying. The leaver is the number one cause of ruined games. Common now are banlist programs, where one can gather leaver's names, to remember not to play with them again.

when to use: someone leaves the game intentionally
how to use: phucking leaver

puller/lagger/pull-plug/pp- A player who lags too much from the other players may be disconnected due to high lag times. Prior to disconnecting, the game is frozen and a countdown timer is shown. Some players deliberately pull their connections (i.e. physically pulling out the Ethernet cable, hence the name) to lag out. These pullers do this to avoid getting blacklisted for leaving.

when to use: playing a losing game and tenoq is lagging
how to use: tenoq is a pp-er

gg - Short for "good game." Literally, it is just an expression to show that the players appreciate the game. May also mean "a good match"; or said out of courtesy during the game's end. However, it is often used to signal the end of a game or a point where the game cannot be won by a team. Increasingly, it is used to mean "nice try" or "I got you" by a player who has killed another player and is generally meant to taunt. Saying 'gg' before the losing team is generally regarded as a breach of etiquette, and labels any players who use it as obnoxious and arrogant.

mh - Short for "maphack". This acronym is generally used to accuse a player(s) of having an unfair advantage through third-party programs that keep the entire map revealed for the accused player(s).

how to use: phucking maphackers!!!
sometimes mh also means mahai :P

stunners - heroes which possess the ability to stun other characters, such as Impale, Storm Bolt, Magic Missile and Burrowstrike.

when to use: sms your teammates
how to use: use stun heroes

imba - Imbalanced. Used to indicate a hero, item or team that is considered inherently to be too strong. You will hear this word a lot while playing DotA, as there are numerous imbalances and exploits yet to be fixed.

when to use: to bodek someone who is ownage
how to use: imbap3h is NOT imba

KS - Kill Steal. Used to indicate the action of a friendly hero coming and stealing their teamate's kill; for example a hero attacks an enemy until near death, and the hero who does a KS delivers the final attack to the enemy or using a skill to steal the kill, thereby getting a kill point and gold. May also be extended to tower kills. Usually this type of action is not encouraged.

when to use: when imbap3h last hit your victim and took your kill
how to use: imbap3h u phucking KS-er
what to reply when u are called a ks-er: thx

noob - (offensive) bad player, often thinks he plays good though he does not.

how to use: imbap3h is a noob

Roshan - The strongest neutral creep in the map, near the first tower on the Scourge side. All players of a team will receive +800 gold if the killing blow is made by a player on the team (Allstars).

when to use: when all rax of opposing team is down
how to use: rax

NOTICE: all contents are taken from Wikipedia. contents maybe not true and not not true

External Links official dota allstars website (an English forum with many Asian members)

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