Friday, October 26, 2007

The ITP Week 1

Everyone is talking bout their ITP experience, some blog bout it and even one got fired for it.

Its already the fifth day and I don't know where I should begin.

I start with Tuesday (2nd day). The offer letter from my company stated that my work starts at 830am ends at 530pm. As a good trainee, I reached the office at 830pm and there was no one to open the door for me.

Something bout Monday, the very first time I took LRT to work. The train was kinda pack, I hopped in and got pushed out of the train... got bullied.

My workspace is kinda nice, I have my own big L shape table, cool chair and a stack of magazines to pass my time. Cool? Wait til u see the IP phone on my desk, just so happen to be on my desk but not for me haha.

I heard there are people who wrote their logs 3 pages long even on the first day itself. Wow thats impressive, that I can barely hit quarter page for each day and I told myself if I hit one third, I'm gonna buy myself a java chip.

KL Sentral is a cool place to work. Easy access from almost any transit. Convenient stores are there, major banks are there, McDonalds, Starbucks, Kenny Rogers and even Shitdel is there. KL Plaza is where I work, there is Gloria Jeans Coffee below but I still prefer the free Nescafe I can get in the lobby.

Yesterday was my worst LRT experience. I was MOLESTED. I was in the train holding the pole. It was very packed then there was this short, fat, I mean really really fat, think Rikishi from WWF, yes, that fat but shorter, indian lady came in and straight go stick the pole. Her breast touched my hand NOT my hand touch her breast so that means she molested me, whole day damn down sial, feel so gonna chop my hand.

I did something good today! I helped a blind man on the escalator, hoho good leh me? I first notice him when a boy helped the blind man to step into the escalator then the boy fleed when he saw his train came. I was behind the blind man, wondering what type of kungfu he gonna use to step out of the escalator. But since I'm a good person, I helped him. This sounds like some retard primary skool assay. Then I asked the blind man where he wanted to go and he replied "Brickfield" then I was thinking "Smart ass, kaypo somemore la. How u gonna know where the phuck is Brickfield, this time sure dem sia sui d". So I dropped the blind man at the information counter and the guy was kind enough to help then I leave ASAP.

Just got my PC before I came back today, yay.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

THE Dem Cun Ecard

Today is my roomie's birthday.

After wishing him for more than half an hour then only he replied, only one explanation... dota.

At first we wanna have dinner with him tonight and celebrate but he kononnya very busy wor. And he asked not to buy present and said sending a card is enough.

I think cards are expensive, especially those from Memory Lane and Hallmark, damn con! And choosing those Ecard templates from the net is far to easy so I decided to show my sincerity by making my very own Ecard!

Walla!

 

Happy Birthday Roomie

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Story of the Stupid Dog Part 2

Currently staying in aunt's place in PJ. She has this stupid dog, coward, no balls and suk chun during thunderstorm, did I mentioned "no balls"?

Its been awhile that I didn't use coarse phrases in my blog, but today I just couldn't resist it. I would say this is so far yet the best Momofofo reviving come back post.

It was raining heavily yesterday when I came back. Due to excessive suk chunness, that damn stupid dog keep banging its head to the auto gate and surprisingly the gate opened. I guess thats how dogs become stupid, keep banging. Luckily I managed to stop the stupid dog from coming out or else I will have a hard time chasing it in the rain.

Later when I tried to enter the house, it rushed into the house and hid behind the sofa, shit. I took its chain to walk it out, it struggled and the collar went loose then it went back to the sofa. In the end I decided to carry the dog and threw it out of the house, god dammit dirtied my Guess tee.

 

moments later I found out that it trashed my umbrella, damn dog

Today, I'm supposed to have lunch with my kawan-kawan and guessed what, *all ffk.

Bad day? Not yet.

It was drizzling outside, I was watching Sui Yue Fong Yun in the guest room behind the house. The stupid dog was scratching the sliding window wanting attention so I went to the living room, look at the it and it look back with pity eyes... and I closed the curtain, ignoring it.

Went back to the room to continue my Sue Yue Fong Yun, the dog came to the back of the house calling for me through the window, jumping on the wall and biting everything on its way. Then I saw a spark and my 'Sui Yue Fong Yun' turns into 'Hei (dark) Yue Fong Yun', I was like phuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

it phucking bit the water pump power line and the house gone blackout

I went out furiously cursed the stupid dog then chained it with its spider friend beside the ping pong table.

 

looks like Doom 3, after fragging a few monsters I then went to turn on the power

because the pump powers all the water in the house, most of the taps will not have water... good job stupid dog

 

*no dinner for you tonight

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Microwave Genting Trip

Had our Microwave course gathering again like any other end of trimester, this time we paid a visit to Uncle Lim.

We took the RM 26 package ( bus & cable car ticket for the day + outdoor themepark/buffet lunch) up from KL Sentral, kinda worthy because if u gonna buy the outdoor themepark ticket on the spot, it cost RM 30+.

 

Group picture ( from top to bottom ): me, PhayHua, SeeYin, Suchen, YauWai, WeiJin, Sun and stranger.

Just kidding, thats Gary, our cameraman from the Tele course, double kidding haha. It was a great surprise that it didn't rain this time even though SuChen was here.

 

Even though it was a Friday, Genting was so *crowded that day and thats the only ride we played.

After themeparking, we went back to the hotel for a nap and had dinner at Ummm Yum Yum Bak Kut Teh in First World, spent RM 20 for a one serving Ummm Suck Suck bak kut teh. After Ummm Suck Sucking, we went for Uncle Lim's Give-Me-More-Money-Foundation.

 

Last photo before leaving the 'Entertainment City'

The funny part of the day was Gary locked SuChen inside the merry go round door in front of the hotel lobby.

It was raining that day, so we decided to go down earlier. On the way down, the cable car slowed down due to the weather. After buying a few snacks in the station we went down for our bus and we queue at the wrong platform and got scolded noob by an experienced uncle, shit.

 

Guess who we met in the platform, small hill isn't it?

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Just watched Planet Terror, recommended for all action movie goers.

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