208 featuring JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE

New Clowns: FAYE, SUPERSIZE-DEAN-CAIN, R2D2, JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE, ROXY, SAKURA, PRINTER, SHELLY, RED-RIDING-HOOD, YOUR-TAIL, DRAGON-SMELL, K700, CAMERAMAN and OPEN-DOOR
Guest Stars: LPG

Date: July 13th, 2005 (Wednesday)

Lunch
went lunch with TURTLE in hassan's ass, took ayam madu (sweeet~) and sucky salty green bean vege (suck ass).

Campus
FAYE's math3 tut in 1012, TURTLE and me walked til the other end of the block to talk crap with ENTAO.
after that went for SUPERSIZE-DEAN-CAIN's emg class, cant see his writing, so went infront to copy and when i sat down in the front row that superman erase all devirations in a spilt second, dem mofo sial.
in the end of R2D2's dreaming ecp class, then BIG-BUAYA (previously known as LEVI's) "ven, ven! ell pee gee~!" hoho, now we know LPG is gamma fit student :D

Off Campus
back home took bath then picked up BOO-WONDER and today's guest star JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE himself and we went for eweek's appreciation dinner. sorry JYHI, ffk-ed your fencing classes AGAIN :P
link to eweek's yahoo group which i will never enter.

this is johnny knoxville, and u are reading momofofo :P
- the fake JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE

talked too much on the way, overshot and ended up in federal highway... crap, wasted $1 for sunway toll... nevermind, its BOO-WONDER's $1 not mine :P

MIDVALLEY CITY
so we reached mv, the problem now is to find a carpark... spent half an hour finding a stupid place to park my car, went to zon A then zon B, zon B then zon A, zon A then zon D, zon D then zon A and ended up parking in zon B. the best part of finding a parking spot Jackass #1: JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE winding down the passenger window, shouting and asking ppl whether they are leaving. u think this is your house izzit??? SAY IT~ SAY IT~

finally found a spot, went up LG where all restaurants are. having a hard time finding manhattan fish market,

BOO-WONDER and JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE went to the directory to look for it so i just stood beside them looking around and this is Jackass #2: manhattan fish market is just behind the directory. oh am gee this is so ... they can notice something as small as a directory but they cant notice the big shop behind of it.

the food in manhattan fish market is not bad, my grilled king salmon roXx unlike

SHELLY's herb karapu... sucky yucky :P


SCREWDRIVER1 and SAKURA's couple plate, got to taste the fillet and the mushrooms, juicy :D


Car family photo: BOO-WONDER, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE and me


Photos with Cartoon Char: me, SHELLY and RED-RIDING-HOOD


From Left to Right: PRINTER, YOUR-TAIL, ROXY, DRAGON-SMELL, K700, CAMERAMAN, BREEZE, C3PO, OPEN-DOOR and half of WAIKOR (hes paying the bill :D )

SCREWDRIVER1 and WAIKOR belanja, thx alot :D out for so long d, PEHBOY still havent contact me bout starlight plan, so i decided to sms him... so as usual he will use his sidekick, BIG-BUAYA's phone to reply... not going d haha ffk~ed by the CaLeNdErZ, luckily i came for eweek's aprreciation dinner :)

after the dinner, we went jalen-jalen. went rstudio saw an ashworth collar t, nice~ and the double color shoe lace converse, cun~ HHK, lets go beli-beli keke

9.30pm, bowling time in cosmic~!

something diff bout eweek and engsoc's appreciation. in engsoc appreciation, after the dinner, everyone will stand there buat bodo. as for eweek's appreciation, we have bowling and movie :) so we went to change shoes, in cosmic it works like this... u trade one side of your shoe with both sides of their bowling shoes, dem worthy rite :P so if u give 10 shoes, u will get 10 pairs of shoes :D

the first bowl by Jackass #3: JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE threw the bowling ball freaking 2.5 metres high and landed 2 lanes away, dem pro wei =)) now i started to wonder what can i blog if JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE didnt come to day :P halfway through, I-MISS-KUNGFU came, i think i should upgrade your name to I-MISS-MANHATTAN since he missed the great meal just now. i was a zouky noob last week, this week im bowling noob... me and my unbeatable loooooooooooooooooooooongkang streak~! the next two lanes was quite fun, everyone is cheering the RED-RIDING-HOOD to masuk longkang :) end of the day, we return the bowling shoes to get back our own shoe, which i happens to get PRINTER's sandal instead of my shoe, zha dou! not bad for trading one for two. each of us paid $7 for a wonderful clip of jackass stared by the famous JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE :D


K700, JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE, me, BOO-WONDER and SAKURA outside cosmic bowl
dem, so many cameraz. dunno where to look :P

before 12am, all of us gathered infront of the cinema.

saw BREEZE buying icecream, go teman her buy ice cream and con her 5 cents for gov tax, keke :P later on, ROXY was cerita~ing The Amityville Horror's spoiler for me, zhe yang de na yang de. then when reach climax then suddenly BREEZE interrupt "u cannot tell him wan, must let him watch himself." then ROXY jumped to conclusion that all of the family members are safe. the only thing i can do is to show BREEZE an af af look.

12am, Pantastic Pour

since theres so many of us and its a premier day, the tickets we bought is scattered around. eleven bucks movie, but SCREWDRIVER1 sponsored us 1 buck, dem good :) so i sat with BOO-WONDER, JOHNNY-KNOXVILLE and I-MISS-KUNGFU, watching superhero movies... sounds more like a gay club annual event.

watching movie halfway, ROCK-LEE called. PEHBOY asked me to go starlight cinema but must drive people. to my understand: ven if u come u must be a driver, if not u dont need to come already. sad...

Verdict: imagine your granpa kissed jesicca alba, oh am af gee~! its just another super hero movie for gay club annual event. and i can entertain the PEHBOY and his sidekicks for another round of empat fantastik the next night, dem gay

after the movie, we gather in one of the floors and SCREWDRIVER1 payed drivers 12 bucks, sweeet. after that we were halau-ed by security and we went back cyber :)

whats going on in Cyberjaya

BRYANI's Hair - Animal Attack
one morning - minister - jogging - chased - stray pigs - minister - fight them off - end of the day - cook - bak kut teh.

http://jiokbrian.blogspot.com/

I Will Try My Best to Zong U
raining ~ raining ~ raining

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=zongz

The FUZZY Room

migod, FUZZY paid someone in lowyat to kiss his ass

http://thesilentroom.blogspot.com/

PUCAT's Story


ummm... peh mansion is your house, u galz are called the PeHmAtEz :P

http://peiwan.blogspot.com/

ROCK-LEE's Step of FFK

god punnish u for not inviting me to starlight X-(

http://desperadicalz.blogspot.com/

Here SHERIE Goes Again
lots of ppl got rob lately... tcb... yeejen
and its time for
+
dean cain in lois and clark, superman

=
SUPERSIZE-DEAN-CAIN to save the day =))

http://imtoosexyformyblog.blogspot.com/

eweek appreciation photo album

207 Story of a Zouky Noob

New Clowns: BUBBLES
Guest Stars: HARRY-POTTER

Date: July 7th, 2005 (Thursday)

SHERIE was ajak~ing me to zouk since like last trimester break and finally we are going :) the zouk trip proposal had been drafted a week ago and finally the 5 zouky commitees (SHERIE, VICKY, BUBBLES, BRYANI & DUDE) approved it.

3 Cars mission to zouk

Map of Zouk

Head count: 12
VICKY, BUBBLES, BRYANI, SHERIE, XYZ, DUDE, DOLLY, THE-BAD-ROOMIE, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER and HARRY-POTTER

as usual, girls are always late... say 10pm meet, 1030pm still havent show up. sitting six person in a waja is so dem pek considering that so many of us is so big size ;) so VIC came and we went to campus to pressed money. traffic jam in bcb, everyone is taking money to go ladies night :)


zouk kuala lumpur here we come~!

finally we reached zouk in ampang, as usual... we worked in front of the club (work = checking out chix) and it seems like the girls are more excited than the guyz, SHER and BUBBLES are checking out the af af with superb gigantic boobiez. instead of the girls scolding the guyz for checking out chix, VIC scolded BUBBLES for checking out ppl's boobiezzzzzzzzz, LOL

carpark was full and we had to use the valet parking which cost 15 bucks!!! must be the management side main kotor to earn the extra 5 bucks but we had no choice. thursday is ladies nite, first 500 girls who enter before 12am are free~! went there, met BRYANI's friends, 2 nasi kandar (dudes) and 3 ayam madu (chix) which i took 5 minutes to forget their names :P

zouky is huge!!! compare to the mambo in penang, mambo is definitely a noob :P
Ven's Theory
place = kaw huge,
clubber quantity = kaw high
chix quantity = kaw high
chix quality = kaw high too :D
PUSS, u wish u were here, LOL

XYZ and me are zouky noobz, all of them hee~haa~ing there d, both of us stood there buat bodo:( later on we got a call from THE-BAD-ROOMIE saying that their car broke down, NOVEMBER must finding her lipbalm til the car got too hot and overheated =))

dj gold fish is in the house, SHERIE yay yay~! and we went to the front to dance... we saw a guy wearing an mng dancing too, SAY IT~ SAY IT~ this is zouky noob's first dance move = move like a machine... my name is asimo, im manufactured by honda japan... i am so lost... i wanna return to my homeland osaka

SHERIE intro-ed dj gold fish to the girls, and this is what happened the next day

XYZ's ym status

and this is my ym status the next day



the mofo who pao~ed all the chix

when we went up to our table, DUDE arrived d with THE-BAD-ROOMIE, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER, DOLLY and HARRY-POTTER himself!!! omg, how they fit 6 ppl inside a deer??? someone must be enjoying himself behind :P after some chit chat, we went down again, this is zouky noob's second dance move = swimming... tried free style... then butterfly...

after the swim, we went up again and yam seng!!! DUDE poured the black label into pepsi and everyone drank. and we made THE-BAD-ROOMIE finish the rest, LOL. last week our one of our four point o also suck ass, now the next four point o got high in zouk... what can i say? IMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

after our drink, we went down AGAIN, for the last time... the zouky noob's last ultima dance move = the workout... push ups... sit ups... chin ups... in the end of the night, everyone shaked hand, took pic and shaked hand with dj gold fish X-(

on the way back cyber we went banana shake to grab a drink, it reminds me the first time i went there for ANDRENALINE's birthday (march this year) with collar t and long pants while the girls wore like going for a dinner =)) but we ended up in banana shake cause all places had closed. so we makan makan, cakap cakap then balik balik.

came back and guess what i saw, DEGIL is still dota~ing at 5am! next morning all of us kenot wake up AGAIN, lol
pity friday classes :P

whats going on in cyberjaya???

BRYANI's Hair Carpet

this is a screenshot from his blog, i have no comments

http://jiokbrian.blogspot.com/

HHK's

HHK doing something during iem gns with both of her new successors (QUIKSILVER and KOREANBOY)


engsoc's buddy system on June 21st (HHK, LONG-HAIR and short hair) haha

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=hooikiang

JYHI's Still Growing Up

JYHI's new blog template
SAY IT~ SAY IT~ no comments

http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

SOMEONE Gurl's

Engineering Society Council 2004/2005 Family pic

From left to right(seated): KahAik, SeowWei, Pris, CYee, Viv, Mr.P, HK, Eunice, MLing, MChu, PikJian.
From left to right(standing): Victor, HsiuhFu, Boon, CYin, Kalai, Meira, Hamze, Daniel, me, Brain.
M.I.A : JONATHAN n KENNY!!!


the converse shoes she lurve, me too~!
lets buy together~ my dad gonna kill me when he knows i rarely wears the china shoe he bought for me :P

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=one_cell_gurl

Here SHERIE Goes Again
shes the one who brought me to zouk so what she wrote is 'almost' the same as mine :P

http://imtoosexyformyblog.blogspot.com/

TEECEEBEE's Renaissance

i have no comments

http://teoh_chee_way.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

Zouky Noob roxx

206 4th Week = Boring Week

some of u guyz might have problem loading some of my pictures, my old pictures are stored in geocities and they do limit the bandwidth. this is what happens when i exceed it

so i'd signup photobucket, sorry for any inconvenient

Date: July 3rd, 2005 (Sunday)
after our engsoc graduation, THE-BIG-BOSS wanted to buy us a dinner as appreciation... some engsoc culture thingy. so on the way to fetch GOLDFISH and PIKACHU, i saw some girl helping the bf to wash his car... this reminded me bout an hour ago how pathethic i am washing my car all ALONE!!!

THE-BIG-BOSS bought us chillis in mv!!!
Engsoc Family Photo (incomplete AGAIN, thx to PEHBOY)


THE-BIG-BOSS, WAIKOR, VICKY, BRYANI, C3PO


me~!, LITTLE-TIGER, XYZ, BREEZE, ABCDE
lazy to think of a name for sw n hp, so juz call u galz xyz n abcde :P


SOMEONE, ADRENALINE, SCREWDRIVER1, GOLDFISH, PIKACHU


look at all the food, dem cun cause it costed $500++ a special thx to THE-BIG-BOSS

last but not least, these girls ordered my favourite dessert and they didnt ajak X-(

now im real angry

after the meal, all of us splited in to groups, some went home, some went shopping, some went for movie... engsoc is good in organizing boring activities but when it comes to hanging out... engsoc is a noob :(

so i joined GOLDFISH, ADRENALINE, PIKACHU and SCREWDRIVER1 for shopping and we went zara, mega sale sial... must go~! the girls ran in slow motion (ya, like in the movies... when the girls ran to the seaside) to their paradise = shops. girls are girls, when it comes to shopping, they go berserker mode wan... they will go pao-ed all the clothes they see and try each one and everyone of them and in the end of the day they bought nothing!!!

after that, they dragged me to the men's department and GOLDFISH started picking clothes (a tshirt, a pair of jeans and a trench coat) and forced me to try,yes mum :P since the men's and women's department are seperated, girls are not allowed to enter guy's fitting room. after i fit into my superman's suit, they gb the fitting room giving comments, blah blah blah... til the shopkeeper had to came in and shoooo them away, LOL

shopping tips: bring the right person, bring GOLDFISH :)

Date: July 4th, 2005 (Monday)
had my very first lab today, MP1 in microprocessing lab. we are suppose to learn how to use the eight-zero-pive-one. BALDED-BANGLA was sleeping during the whole lab session, when we asked for help, he will teach u how the eight-zero-pive-one works but not how to do the lab. so we decided to ask help from RAMA-AND-SAMY, this indie is quite helpful, quite friendly and quite imaginative... this indie actually said im from china, SAY IT~ SAY IT~

a boring evening, so PUSS made a searched in the student directory



and the result...


oh am gee, he brought his whole family here to teach eight-zero-pive-one!!!

we went mcd alamanda for dinner, when the cashier asked PUSS what size of meal he wanted, PUSS replied super size me! guess what, the cashier gave a stupid look wondering whats going on. so we went to sit in the nice couch outside of the playland and we saw a mother af af an bee snatched her small kiddie's value meal... sad, no wonder ronald mcdonald punished u to be an af af

on the way back home, we realised TURTLE had changed... he had changed into a butterfly...
TURTLE also suck ass

prove:

he phuck~ed zongz back, LOL

Date: July 5th, 2005 (Tuesday)
today is tuesday, where we have our emg tutorial... so we had this young tutor, mmu graduate, which makes all this tutorial... SUCK ASS. so today is his second day of teaching us, warm welcome by saying what he taught last week was completely WRONG!!!
so we reached question 7, "have any of u did this question? actually i didnt do tutorial la" SAY IT~ SAY IT~
wtf??? a tutor didnt do his homework???

"actually im not from this field"
is this suppose to be an excuse?

at first he was teaching emg but in the end of the class, he was teaching trigo derivation, dem SMART!!!

BALD-BANGLA's class again, he was high today... talking talking... walking walking... i was wondering why the indian gurl in front was leaning back, suddenly BALD-BANGLA walked near me... oh my god... the bangla sea smell is so kaw strong!!!

then he start asking stupid questions and asked LANALANG, LANALANG can answer his question, CLAP CLAP :)

Date: July 6th, 2005 (Wednesday)
engine math test 1... SUCK ASS

first time eating in auntie's... four soong for four bucks, quite cun :)

came back dota clan match, owned the seniors, u guyz SUCK ASS :P

and the our organizer, THE-BAD-ROOMIE, u FEEDER =))
click here
to watch how feeder he is

BRYANI's Hair
wrote some boring poetry shit, which i dont bother to read
http://jiokbrian.blogspot.com/

FUZZY's Room
having some stupid 20 degree game, which only SHERIE will entertain
http://thesilentroom.blogspot.com/

Welcome to HHK's Life
haha found ur blog
all sleeping pic
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=hooikiang

JYHI Still Growing Up
DO NOT bring her to Murni
http://jyhyian.blogspot.com/

One SOMEONE Gurl
cook food tak ajak

and dare to post it in the blog

Here SHERIE Go Again
entertained fuzzy 20 degree game
n how slutty celebs are

hey sher, do u want paris' video?